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part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great
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If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
one time a guy told me about his friend who died in a bicycle accident, and the guy said he died doing what he loved. I guess the guy loved being in bike accidents.
if I met a traveler from an antique land, I'd ask him about better things than old busted up statues. Like sports
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
if I met a traveler from an antique land, I'd ask him about better things than old busted up statues. Like sports
sharks simultaneously have too many defenseman and not enough defense
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
sharks simultaneously have too many defenseman and not enough defense
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
mods are asleep. post principal skinner with too many eyes and his left hand on the wrong side of his body.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
mods are asleep. post principal skinner with too many eyes and his left hand on the wrong side of his body.
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
if it's regenda's goal, the sharks should keep the guy up in the nhl. don't need skill if you have luck
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
if it's regenda's goal, the sharks should keep the guy up in the nhl. don't need skill if you have luck
touchdown and one point conversion
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
touchdown and one point conversion
just turning on the game. the sharks look bad (ugly jerseys). also they're losing by a lot
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
just turning on the game. the sharks look bad (ugly jerseys). also they're losing by a lot
more like carter shart
carter hart STINKS
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
more like carter shart
this is highly unlikely. will smith would need to be over 2025 years old to score a goal during the BC era.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
this is highly unlikely. will smith would need to be over 2025 years old to score a goal during the BC era.
6 - 2 be you utah
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
6 - 2 be you utah
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Regenda," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Regenda," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
toffoli goal? they still make that?
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
toffoli goal? they still make that?
dickinson and mukhamadullin paired together is either bold or a way to minimize their ice time
#SJSharks lines, Gaudette looks like he's in, Regenda too, Askarov starts:
Toffoli-Celebrini-Smith
Eklund-Wennberg-Gaudette
Kurashev-Dellandrea-Graf
Regenda=Goodrow-Reaves
Orlov-Liljegren
Ferraro-Klingberg
Dickinson-Mukhamadullin
Askarov
Toffoli-Celebrini-Smith
Eklund-Wennberg-Gaudette
Kurashev-Dellandrea-Graf
Regenda=Goodrow-Reaves
Orlov-Liljegren
Ferraro-Klingberg
Dickinson-Mukhamadullin
Askarov
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
dickinson and mukhamadullin paired together is either bold or a way to minimize their ice time
hamnet is either:
-a net made of ham
or
-a net for ham
-a net made of ham
or
-a net for ham
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hamnet is either:
-a net made of ham
or
-a net for ham
-a net made of ham
or
-a net for ham
celebrating thanksgiving in the way of my people (mystery science theater 3k marathon)
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
celebrating thanksgiving in the way of my people (mystery science theater 3k marathon)
longg turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
longg turkey day
brent burns wears 84 because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet and D is the fourth. HD is short for Heil Drumpf.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
brent burns wears 84 because H is the 8th letter of the alphabet and D is the fourth. HD is short for Heil Drumpf.