this is my other child whom i love

i can’t stay mad at him

i do have one complaint and that is that one of my best pokemon is a fused slurpuff/snorlax and the name for this new breed that they came up with is in fact Slurlax

i love this silly dumb incredible series so fucking much

friend: have you read anything by dazai?
me who has consumed millions of words of bsd fanfiction: i've read OF him

but i CAN do it

bsky marked this as bullying lmfao

were you a theater kid

dad: (after i showed him a video of a performance) so are you going to bring your own light?
me: yep!
dad: do you have to bring a special one?
me: yeah they make them special for the shows
dad: hm.
me: ?
dad: so you CAN’T bring one of your lightsabers then.
me: …no
dad: hm. that’s too bad.