Beth Armogida
@betharmogida.bsky.social
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Beth Armogida
@betharmogida.bsky.social
· Jul 17
Chronic vein disease? I thought he had Epstein-Barr
We should all pronounce it the FIFA Piss Prize
WATCH: Trump received the first FIFA peace prize, finally earning the peace prize he desperately wanted. Meanwhile, he is “fuming” over media reports of his declining mental and physical health. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oj...
Trump accepts FIFA peace prize despite ‘fuming’ over media coverage of his age
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
We should all pronounce it the FIFA Piss Prize
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Please tell me that someone is live-blogging the Kennedy Center Honors tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Please tell me that someone is live-blogging the Kennedy Center Honors tonight.
I was on a phone call this morning and made a verbal typo, then corrected it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I was on a phone call this morning and made a verbal typo, then corrected it.
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
Trump did not officially address the American people about starting nuclear weapons testing. Instead, he posted an announcement along with incorrect facts on Truth Social, which was confusing. You’d think if he were talking about bombs, he’d use TikTok.
JUST IN: Trump says he has instructed the Department of Defense to start testing our nuclear weapons
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Trump did not officially address the American people about starting nuclear weapons testing. Instead, he posted an announcement along with incorrect facts on Truth Social, which was confusing. You’d think if he were talking about bombs, he’d use TikTok.
I hope they give Obama a second Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I hope they give Obama a second Nobel Peace Prize
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October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I just made a reference to a Gen Z'er about a "Burt Reynolds' smile to the camera," and she knew what I was talking about!
My work here is done.
My work here is done.
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I just made a reference to a Gen Z'er about a "Burt Reynolds' smile to the camera," and she knew what I was talking about!
My work here is done.
My work here is done.
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Translation: feel free to harass and rape fellow soldiers and sailors with reckless abandon because there’s no longer a safe way for them to report you.
Hegseth says he'll weaken the IG oversight process:
"We are overhauling an inspector general process, the IG, that has been weaponized, putting complainers, ideologues, and poor performers in the driver's seat … No more frivolous complaints, no more anonymous complaints, no more repeat complaints."
"We are overhauling an inspector general process, the IG, that has been weaponized, putting complainers, ideologues, and poor performers in the driver's seat … No more frivolous complaints, no more anonymous complaints, no more repeat complaints."
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Translation: feel free to harass and rape fellow soldiers and sailors with reckless abandon because there’s no longer a safe way for them to report you.
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This is my substack page. It contains a link to my new Rollingstone piece about the first amendment. But its a two-fer because it ALSO has a video of a piece we did in 1985 on the NBC version of the Letterman show, entitled 'Test the Censors.' merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/colbert-an...
Colbert and Kimmel
And Paddy Chayevsky
merrillmarkoe.substack.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is my substack page. It contains a link to my new Rollingstone piece about the first amendment. But its a two-fer because it ALSO has a video of a piece we did in 1985 on the NBC version of the Letterman show, entitled 'Test the Censors.' merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/colbert-an...
Here’s another reminder of how stupid AI thinks we are.
The first screenshot is my search for Obama’s joke about Trump and the Celebrity Apprentice contestant Meatloaf at a Washington Correspondents Dinner.
The second is the response by AI.
The first screenshot is my search for Obama’s joke about Trump and the Celebrity Apprentice contestant Meatloaf at a Washington Correspondents Dinner.
The second is the response by AI.
September 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here’s another reminder of how stupid AI thinks we are.
The first screenshot is my search for Obama’s joke about Trump and the Celebrity Apprentice contestant Meatloaf at a Washington Correspondents Dinner.
The second is the response by AI.
The first screenshot is my search for Obama’s joke about Trump and the Celebrity Apprentice contestant Meatloaf at a Washington Correspondents Dinner.
The second is the response by AI.
It’s time to remove all rings, necklaces, and piercings and jump into this bar fight!
deadline.com/2025/09/jon-...
deadline.com/2025/09/jon-...
Jon Stewart To Host ‘The Daily Show’ Tonight Following Kimmel Pause
Jon Stewart will host tonight’s episode of The Daily Show following ABC’s decision to pause Jimmy Kimmel Live!
deadline.com
September 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It’s time to remove all rings, necklaces, and piercings and jump into this bar fight!
deadline.com/2025/09/jon-...
deadline.com/2025/09/jon-...
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🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna just motioned to SUBPOENA FCC chairman Brendan Carr in the House Oversight Committee to stop the intimidation of private businesses and assault on free speech
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna just motioned to SUBPOENA FCC chairman Brendan Carr in the House Oversight Committee to stop the intimidation of private businesses and assault on free speech
A big thing that history teaches is that comedy always finds the truth and prevails.
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A big thing that history teaches is that comedy always finds the truth and prevails.
This is the one time I’d be happy to shake hands with Trump.
September 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is the one time I’d be happy to shake hands with Trump.
Any Welcome Back, Kotter fans out there?
Quote from BBC News article about the infamous birthday book:
“It also includes a hand-written note from Epstein's mother”
bbc.com/news/article...
Quote from BBC News article about the infamous birthday book:
“It also includes a hand-written note from Epstein's mother”
bbc.com/news/article...
Jeffrey Epstein files and 'birthday book': What we know
A US congressional panel has released a redacted copy of an alleged "birthday book" given to Epstein.
bbc.com
September 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Any Welcome Back, Kotter fans out there?
Quote from BBC News article about the infamous birthday book:
“It also includes a hand-written note from Epstein's mother”
bbc.com/news/article...
Quote from BBC News article about the infamous birthday book:
“It also includes a hand-written note from Epstein's mother”
bbc.com/news/article...
Orgasmic!
August 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Orgasmic!