Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Abbott of Pizzagram
Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
My real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Abbott of Pizzagram
Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
My real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
Pinned
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
The Bills better win on Sunday
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The Bills better win on Sunday
Stumbled on to some DJ sets I recorded over 10 years ago.
Started listening and thought, 'Wow, my taste really shifted in a decade' until the Cascada hit and then I realized I haven't changed one single bit.
Started listening and thought, 'Wow, my taste really shifted in a decade' until the Cascada hit and then I realized I haven't changed one single bit.
Live From My Living Room
It's been a really long time since I played out anywhere and I was wondering how much I would suck if I got booked tomorrow having not practiced in months. So I got kinda drunk last night and hit reco
soundcloud.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Stumbled on to some DJ sets I recorded over 10 years ago.
Started listening and thought, 'Wow, my taste really shifted in a decade' until the Cascada hit and then I realized I haven't changed one single bit.
Started listening and thought, 'Wow, my taste really shifted in a decade' until the Cascada hit and then I realized I haven't changed one single bit.
There is an art to spending $35 on Discogs and I am a master of it
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There is an art to spending $35 on Discogs and I am a master of it
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@bernielomax.extranapkins.net has swears! They've used 1,138 profanities in their last 8,087 posts.
🥇 "shit" (203 times)
🥈 "fuck" (144 times)
🥉 "fucking" (121 times)
🥇 "shit" (203 times)
🥈 "fuck" (144 times)
🥉 "fucking" (121 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net has swears! They've used 1,138 profanities in their last 8,087 posts.
🥇 "shit" (203 times)
🥈 "fuck" (144 times)
🥉 "fucking" (121 times)
🥇 "shit" (203 times)
🥈 "fuck" (144 times)
🥉 "fucking" (121 times)
@profanity.accountant how the fuck does this work?
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@profanity.accountant how the fuck does this work?
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Bills holiday movie 1/5 stars. They didn't put the baby through a table.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bills holiday movie 1/5 stars. They didn't put the baby through a table.
The Bills Hallmark movie is every bit as awful as you'd expect and I will watch and mock it every December for the next decade.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Bills Hallmark movie is every bit as awful as you'd expect and I will watch and mock it every December for the next decade.
McDermott is the best actor in the Bills Hallmark movie.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
McDermott is the best actor in the Bills Hallmark movie.
Finally a tush push goes wrong for the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finally a tush push goes wrong for the Eagles
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Condenser fan on my fridge died a week ago. I've been keeping it alive with a box fan.
Despite being only four years old, there are ZERO replacement fan motors made for my model.
My two options were buying a new fridge or figuring it out.
I wired an old computer fan into the fridge.
It works.
Despite being only four years old, there are ZERO replacement fan motors made for my model.
My two options were buying a new fridge or figuring it out.
I wired an old computer fan into the fridge.
It works.
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Condenser fan on my fridge died a week ago. I've been keeping it alive with a box fan.
Despite being only four years old, there are ZERO replacement fan motors made for my model.
My two options were buying a new fridge or figuring it out.
I wired an old computer fan into the fridge.
It works.
Despite being only four years old, there are ZERO replacement fan motors made for my model.
My two options were buying a new fridge or figuring it out.
I wired an old computer fan into the fridge.
It works.
Turned on the UB game and boy is that stadium empty.
Honestly, a little proud of how little Buffalo cares about college football
Honestly, a little proud of how little Buffalo cares about college football
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Turned on the UB game and boy is that stadium empty.
Honestly, a little proud of how little Buffalo cares about college football
Honestly, a little proud of how little Buffalo cares about college football
With all the Bills doom and gloom, I think we are all overlooking an amazing possibility for Sunday's game.
The Bills defense has a chance to hit Aaron Rodgers so hard they end his career for a 2nd time.
The Bills defense has a chance to hit Aaron Rodgers so hard they end his career for a 2nd time.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
With all the Bills doom and gloom, I think we are all overlooking an amazing possibility for Sunday's game.
The Bills defense has a chance to hit Aaron Rodgers so hard they end his career for a 2nd time.
The Bills defense has a chance to hit Aaron Rodgers so hard they end his career for a 2nd time.
Joe Burrow is going to torch the Bills secondary
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Joe Burrow is going to torch the Bills secondary
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Bills better win on Sunday.
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bills better win on Sunday.
Come on NBC, you don't need a fire alarm sound effect.
You're background TV nationwide right now, don't freak people in the other room out
You're background TV nationwide right now, don't freak people in the other room out
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Come on NBC, you don't need a fire alarm sound effect.
You're background TV nationwide right now, don't freak people in the other room out
You're background TV nationwide right now, don't freak people in the other room out
Oh Baltimore...
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh Baltimore...
Do people from Buffalo realize that Seneca is like, the number 1 tribal tobacco brand on every rez in the country?
Cuz I didn't until recently
Cuz I didn't until recently
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Do people from Buffalo realize that Seneca is like, the number 1 tribal tobacco brand on every rez in the country?
Cuz I didn't until recently
Cuz I didn't until recently
In 2:30 hours of gambling, only spent 9 dollars and got to talk football with people at the bar pretty much the whole time so huge win really
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In 2:30 hours of gambling, only spent 9 dollars and got to talk football with people at the bar pretty much the whole time so huge win really
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BUMP
Anyone know where I can get the Bills Hallmark movie from?
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Anyone know where I can get the Bills Hallmark movie from?
Now it's a holiday
I'm at home with my family*
*in a casino with other degenerate gamblers
I'm at home with my family*
*in a casino with other degenerate gamblers
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Now it's a holiday
I'm at home with my family*
*in a casino with other degenerate gamblers
I'm at home with my family*
*in a casino with other degenerate gamblers
The logical reaction to all this kinda shit isn't to pretend it isn't true, it's to quit being a careerist, tell work to fuck off and prioritize your life.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The logical reaction to all this kinda shit isn't to pretend it isn't true, it's to quit being a careerist, tell work to fuck off and prioritize your life.
Okay, time to head to the tribal casino and play some keno
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Okay, time to head to the tribal casino and play some keno
Defenders who finish tackles and force punts.
This is such a foreign concept to my Bills fan eyes
This is such a foreign concept to my Bills fan eyes
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Defenders who finish tackles and force punts.
This is such a foreign concept to my Bills fan eyes
This is such a foreign concept to my Bills fan eyes
Actively avoiding doing any holiday shopping at Walmart not because of their labor record but because I hate the 'Who knew' jingle so deeply.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Actively avoiding doing any holiday shopping at Walmart not because of their labor record but because I hate the 'Who knew' jingle so deeply.