will
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will
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Butlerian Jihad NOW
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At home in front of a piano
Lover of (pre)history, linguistics, football 📖🀄️⚽🎹🌈🫀🌴
英/中/italiano #coyg
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but it is still a bit jarring to see Israel directly hit Iran's state news building and it's just *crickets* from US journalists on here. Cowards and hypocrites, every one of them.
June 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I don't think I can adequately express how utterly deranged this is.
Kristi Noem: We have tens of thousands of targets, millions of people are in Los Angeles illegally. We're DNA testing children, because many times you see people claiming them as family members, they're not. They're really peddling our children, they have human slavery going on.
June 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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go ahead, post another "both sides" take. tell me about cafeteria complaints and affinity group graduations at liberal arts colleges set the groundwork for today's DHS. write another essay comparing the domestic mobilization of the military to the social dynamics of leftist group chats.
June 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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There is no perfect victim, there is no perfect state. But in this situation, one state is mid-genocide, actively bombing/occupying 5 other countries and the other is not. It is infinitely more important "What is to be done about Israel?" than to engage in worthless hand-wringing about Tehran.
June 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This is an unbelievably dark story about ChatGPT from top to bottom, especially the twist at the end here www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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bringing this over
June 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Watching this Europa League final like...
May 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Really not great stuff going on here
May 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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looks like the wedding announcement for a gay couple that openly hates one another to the point that each man has an unacknowledged but widely known younger twink sidepiece
Probably the weirdest corporate acquisition announcement I've ever seen
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
good vs evil, light vs darkness, hope vs despair, freedom vs fascism.... that's right folks the Arsenal are 90 minutes away from defeating Real Madrid today 🙏
April 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Severance is just sci-fi Seinfeld
Mark S - Jerry
Irving - Kramer
Helly - Elaine
Dylan - George
April 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
tbh a lot of people worrying about The Economy are telling on themselves for not going long on $beans and $rice.. some of us had a plan! 💯
April 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I do like how on bluesky it's a smaller group of posters, so you can interact more directly with 'bigger accounts' that you wouldn't be able to on twitter
April 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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He was so real for this
November 2, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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White Lotus? I'm thinking about the White Tiger named Mantacore, who nearly killed Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy by biting into his neck and dragging him off stage! In the ambulance, Roy allegedly said, "Mantacore is a great cat. Make sure no harm comes to Mantacore."
March 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Severance? I'm too busy thinking about how a tiger named "Mantacore" severed the spinal cord of Roy Horn. The member of "Siegfried and Roy" was almost killed in the attack. In the ambulance, Roy said, "Mantacore is a great cat. Make sure no harm comes to Mantacore."
March 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
no joke I just ordered a really big SSD on sale. the time of monsters!
April 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just bc I'm now on bluesky doesn't mean my thirst for Riccardo Calafiori has abated... in fact it's only gotten worse!
April 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i like bluesky, and wish more of my friends were here
April 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Fuck yeah dude
April 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Severance? I'm too busy thinking about how a tiger named "Mantacore" severed the spinal cord of Roy Horn. The member of "Siegfried and Roy" was almost killed in the attack. In the ambulance, Roy said, "Mantacore is a great cat. Make sure no harm comes to Mantacore."
March 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Bukayo Saka in training today.
March 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM