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im so tired, dude (they/them)
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my niece filled me in on all the gossip surrounding the boys who have pursued her this year, i shit you not, their names are aiden, brayden, caden, and landon, most cursed three musketeers timeline happening at that high school
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
my niece filled me in on all the gossip surrounding the boys who have pursued her this year, i shit you not, their names are aiden, brayden, caden, and landon, most cursed three musketeers timeline happening at that high school
just watched a seemingly neurotypical couple spend 15 minutes trying to complete today's nyt connections
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
just watched a seemingly neurotypical couple spend 15 minutes trying to complete today's nyt connections
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what it feels like to pretend to be normal around ur family
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
what it feels like to pretend to be normal around ur family
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we should replace "actually frankenstein was the doctor" with "actually there was a fourth guy in the three musketeers"
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we should replace "actually frankenstein was the doctor" with "actually there was a fourth guy in the three musketeers"
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Watch out for your neighbors in DC today. Give folks cash if you see them so they can at least get indoors for a bit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Watch out for your neighbors in DC today. Give folks cash if you see them so they can at least get indoors for a bit.
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Never date people who "hate small talk." That's someone trying to gatekeep you from one of life's most pleasurable exchanges:
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Never date people who "hate small talk." That's someone trying to gatekeep you from one of life's most pleasurable exchanges:
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
"I saw a bug."
"Can I see the bug?"
"Yes, let's see the bug together."
"I'm glad we saw the bug. Thank you."
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
me: ready for prime time
😎
👉👉
the prime time:
😎
👉👉
the prime time:
dont waste this man's time. this man's time is Prime
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
me: ready for prime time
😎
👉👉
the prime time:
😎
👉👉
the prime time:
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Just when you thought you were safe from amphibious humanoids…
Creature from the Black Lagoon 🐟
Creature from the Black Lagoon 🐟
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Just when you thought you were safe from amphibious humanoids…
Creature from the Black Lagoon 🐟
Creature from the Black Lagoon 🐟
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![If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wptdund6nuvdzug3bgccb2a6/bafkreicakicyutwrwal32dqym52h2oyu47ixy7dyx5ppkhqpjsmrso3vki@jpeg)
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it's been *months*, but i finally went birding this morning and my soul feels much lighter. 🪶
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it's been *months*, but i finally went birding this morning and my soul feels much lighter. 🪶
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i hope that when everything else is dead and gone, all that remains is Persian Cat (1931) by Richard H. Recchia
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i hope that when everything else is dead and gone, all that remains is Persian Cat (1931) by Richard H. Recchia
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also lmao lolll at my dumb ass trying to figure out where I knew the kidnapper in high and low from during the entire movie yesterday
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
also lmao lolll at my dumb ass trying to figure out where I knew the kidnapper in high and low from during the entire movie yesterday
finally got to see tampopo in the theater and i didn't think i could love this movie any more than i do, but here we are
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
finally got to see tampopo in the theater and i didn't think i could love this movie any more than i do, but here we are
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
just had to turn off a short youtube doc about the pixies strictly because the voiceover dude kept pronouncing it "bossernover"
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
just had to turn off a short youtube doc about the pixies strictly because the voiceover dude kept pronouncing it "bossernover"