R.I.P. Shirley Valentine
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
R.I.P. Shirley Valentine
Me searching through every drawer in the house for a Rennie at 3am in the morning.
October 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Me searching through every drawer in the house for a Rennie at 3am in the morning.
Wine on a Sunday evening!? Well, i have got a week off work now...
May 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Wine on a Sunday evening!? Well, i have got a week off work now...
I've got an exam at 9am this morning. I've had about 4 hours sleep & i'm fuelled by caffeine and anxiety.
May 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I've got an exam at 9am this morning. I've had about 4 hours sleep & i'm fuelled by caffeine and anxiety.
Just started watching The Last of Us season 2. Pedro Pascal is just...
April 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just started watching The Last of Us season 2. Pedro Pascal is just...
When guys on Grindr ask 'What are you into?'
April 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When guys on Grindr ask 'What are you into?'
Me on Monday when my work colleague asks ‘So, what did you get up to over the weekend?’
April 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me on Monday when my work colleague asks ‘So, what did you get up to over the weekend?’
I had a slight Faye Dunaway obsession as a very theatrical child after seeing her chew the scenery and upstage Supergirl in every scene they appeared in together.
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I had a slight Faye Dunaway obsession as a very theatrical child after seeing her chew the scenery and upstage Supergirl in every scene they appeared in together.
'Could you leave, please? You're right in my eyeline.'
March 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
'Could you leave, please? You're right in my eyeline.'
If you want to feel depressed and unsuccessful, watching the house tours on Architectural Digest's YouTube channel is a great place to start.
February 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If you want to feel depressed and unsuccessful, watching the house tours on Architectural Digest's YouTube channel is a great place to start.
I think this is her very delightful way of saying ‘Piss off to bed, humans! I want an early night!’ She was sat beside me on the sofa 10 minutes ago determined to share my pizza.
February 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think this is her very delightful way of saying ‘Piss off to bed, humans! I want an early night!’ She was sat beside me on the sofa 10 minutes ago determined to share my pizza.
And we must mention that time Marianne Faithfull appeared in Absolutely Fabulous as God before Edina Monsoon in a dream alongside Anita Pallenberg as Satan.
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
And we must mention that time Marianne Faithfull appeared in Absolutely Fabulous as God before Edina Monsoon in a dream alongside Anita Pallenberg as Satan.
I had so much work to do this week and there's still more to do tomorrow, but i'm so happy with the progress i've made. Proud of myself!
January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I had so much work to do this week and there's still more to do tomorrow, but i'm so happy with the progress i've made. Proud of myself!
I really, really hate it when straight people meet a gay couple and ask or try to categorise 'the man in the relationship' and 'the woman in the relationship'.
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I really, really hate it when straight people meet a gay couple and ask or try to categorise 'the man in the relationship' and 'the woman in the relationship'.
This bitch is so dramatic! Girl, stop acting like you never get fed and watered.
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This bitch is so dramatic! Girl, stop acting like you never get fed and watered.
Not ‘Can we just hop on Teams?’ at 16.55 on Friday afternoon.
January 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not ‘Can we just hop on Teams?’ at 16.55 on Friday afternoon.
'Has she told you what a terrible mother I am? Put her in an orphanage and lost the address!'
January 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
'Has she told you what a terrible mother I am? Put her in an orphanage and lost the address!'
Tempted to have a little, tiny, miniscule glass of wine tonight & perhaps nibble a takeaway. I've been at work for 3 whole days now following my Christmas break, & the whole world feels like its going to shit whenever you switch the TV on or log in to social media.
January 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tempted to have a little, tiny, miniscule glass of wine tonight & perhaps nibble a takeaway. I've been at work for 3 whole days now following my Christmas break, & the whole world feels like its going to shit whenever you switch the TV on or log in to social media.