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Live Laugh Lobotomy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Colleague: he always calls me 'love', don't you think that's a bit overfamiliar?

Me: he's just northern, not overfamiliar.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I never usually post messages like this but Pauline Collins was a national treasure! Shirley Valentine is one of my all time favourite movies and it can relate to anyone whos feeling like they need to shake things up in their life. R.I.P
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A Ziwe exit interview should become a contractual obligation of every American political leader in office today. 😂💀
Q: What's your favorite subway stop to stop-and-frisk?
A: All of them! ... When you're on the train with that beautiful outfit you have on—
Q: Oh, ty
A: —and all of a sudden you see someone hanging out, and they have a bulge on their side ...
Q: What are you saying rn?
A: What are you FEELING rn?
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
R.I.P. Shirley Valentine
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Cynthia Erivo's acrylic nail.
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My old uni keeps phoning asking if I want to donate to a new building, as if I still don’t have thousands of pounds of uni debt. I bought myself a large tub of Lurpak butter yesterday and it felt like an extravagance.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Lily Allen dropping this album right before Harbour goes on the Stranger Things press tour.
a man with an afro and a beard is giving an ok sign .
ALT: a man with an afro and a beard is giving an ok sign .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tapering off antidepressants after more than a few years of use feels really strange because you can actually feel emotions and sexual desire returning to your being.
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Remembering the days when an impromptu boner used to wake me up in the early hours of the morning as opposed to heartburn.
October 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have wine, cheese and The Golden Girls box set. Nothing else required for a perfect Friday evening!
October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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New trailer out for #PillionMovie and if you are quick... in the darts playing scene... you even see me playing darts with Alexander Skarsgård!!
Whoop, whoop!!
October 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I really want to adopt a dog, but looking at all the dogs who need good homes i'm currently seeing in shelters is leaving me slightly heartbroken at the end of each search.
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Bari Weiss is at CBS for 2 reasons only:

1) Work at the pleasure of thin skinned, racist billionaires who demand the world worship their alleged brilliance.

2) Crush any attempt to humanize Palestinians and write honest stories about Israel's genocide and occupation.
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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"My name's Kitty. I could have married, I've given gallons of blood and I can't stomach whelks, so that's me for you."

RIP Patricia Routledge.
Patricia Routledge Kitty
YouTube video by ukcomedy
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October 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm boycotting so many streaming platforms at this point i'm gonna need to go up into the attic and dust off my DVD collection.
September 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Waiting for my break pads to be replaced at the garage; i always feel so awkward in hyper masculine spaces like this.
July 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It was a HUGE victory. The audience were definitely satisfied.
July 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Carlos needs to step up and make something special happen here because nobody deserves to be subjected to Andrew Castle for this length of time. #Wimbledon
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is painful viewing for a championship final. #Tennis #Wimbledon
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm sure this heat is making me delirious because i just nearly paid £300 to buy a fan from Dyson.
July 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The commentators always seem to make excuses for Djokovic when he's losing instead of just giving credit to the superior player on that day. #Wimbledon
July 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM