Ben Harris
@benharris1.bsky.social
Resident of the 51st State via Ohio. Lover of 🌶️ 🎸 🏔️ and 🐕.
Lands End is thirstier than Saul Goodman after two days wandering the New Mexican desert
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lands End is thirstier than Saul Goodman after two days wandering the New Mexican desert
Not pictured: the Charley Crockett soundtrack
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not pictured: the Charley Crockett soundtrack
Found the western themed coffee shop in Columbus
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Found the western themed coffee shop in Columbus
Remember, don’t dump grease down your pipes or this guy will visit your house and talk to you about Congressional Cemetery.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Remember, don’t dump grease down your pipes or this guy will visit your house and talk to you about Congressional Cemetery.
My 5 yo niece: “Guess what I drew?
Me: “ummmm…”
Niece: “It’s a turkey leg!”
Me: “Ahh, yes. Of course! Haha.”
Me: “ummmm…”
Niece: “It’s a turkey leg!”
Me: “Ahh, yes. Of course! Haha.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My 5 yo niece: “Guess what I drew?
Me: “ummmm…”
Niece: “It’s a turkey leg!”
Me: “Ahh, yes. Of course! Haha.”
Me: “ummmm…”
Niece: “It’s a turkey leg!”
Me: “Ahh, yes. Of course! Haha.”
Colder than it looks
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Colder than it looks
How does a grown man get this breathlessly excited over the opening of a Trader Joe’s?
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
How does a grown man get this breathlessly excited over the opening of a Trader Joe’s?
Your own personal Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Your own personal Jesus
I think one of the reasons people react so negatively to AI is that it so often comes off as just creepy.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I think one of the reasons people react so negatively to AI is that it so often comes off as just creepy.
Wednesday night music!
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wednesday night music!
The aftermath of a violent car crash tonight in Grant Circle. Both MPD and Fed’s were on the scene.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The aftermath of a violent car crash tonight in Grant Circle. Both MPD and Fed’s were on the scene.
Me, reading the news
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me, reading the news
Outside the Ga. Ave./Petworth Metro station:
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Outside the Ga. Ave./Petworth Metro station:
1) Why does a salad chain need a “robotics unit”?
2) Methinks point two here logically follows from point one.
2) Methinks point two here logically follows from point one.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
1) Why does a salad chain need a “robotics unit”?
2) Methinks point two here logically follows from point one.
2) Methinks point two here logically follows from point one.
I see you, McLean Commanders fans.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I see you, McLean Commanders fans.
It’s a little too on point.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s a little too on point.
“A massive minimum wage would depress low-skilled employment.”
You don’t say?
You don’t say?
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“A massive minimum wage would depress low-skilled employment.”
You don’t say?
You don’t say?
This remains the stupidest, most wasteful and offensive thing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This remains the stupidest, most wasteful and offensive thing.
“Four years ago, Glenn Youngkin's campaign for Virginia governor did a lot of what Democrats probably wish their candidates might have done.”
What’s that—win his race by 1/7th the margin that Spanberger won hers?
What’s that—win his race by 1/7th the margin that Spanberger won hers?
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“Four years ago, Glenn Youngkin's campaign for Virginia governor did a lot of what Democrats probably wish their candidates might have done.”
What’s that—win his race by 1/7th the margin that Spanberger won hers?
What’s that—win his race by 1/7th the margin that Spanberger won hers?
Man, California. My goodness.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Man, California. My goodness.
Spanberger’s lead now over 14 pts and growing.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Spanberger’s lead now over 14 pts and growing.