[Heard Island just existing]

Trump:

Y’all work so quick 💀

If you ever feel like you’re bad at your job, just remember: you probably aren’t as bad as Kevin McCarthy was at his.

Keep this in mind when folks say those asking for more than $15/hr are entitled

2 Strikes 2 Furious
(at our exploitation)

@lcshorten.bsky.social Lee! I just saw what happened on the other site. WTF. Especially considering my own post wasn’t much different. 😡

I couldn’t remember Ben Shapiro’s name for the life of me this AM so I searched “failed screenwriter who is a conservative”

Thanks, Google 😆👍

Ugh… Paul Reubens. Aside from Pee-Wee Herman, who is an icon, Amilyn was one of my favorite of his characters growing up. Both menacing and hilarious. His “death scene” is something I reenact to this day.

RIP, you hilariously charming man and f*ck cancer 💔

Woke up to my Twitter app being replaced by some sort of fetishized dating app looking thing.

RIP, Twitter.
2006 - 2023