Janine Granda ✨
@beingjanine.bsky.social
SAG•AFTRA actor. voice artist. magic maker. latina 💃🇨🇺 always willing to get nerdy 🦖
What is it with the letter 'X' and fascism? X (Twitter, Elon Musk's obsession), GlobalX is the airline company doing the deportation flights. Oh, that's right... the swastika is just the letter 'X' with some added flare.
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What is it with the letter 'X' and fascism? X (Twitter, Elon Musk's obsession), GlobalX is the airline company doing the deportation flights. Oh, that's right... the swastika is just the letter 'X' with some added flare.
We may not have George Carlin but at least we've got Bill Burr 🫡
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We may not have George Carlin but at least we've got Bill Burr 🫡
[Heard Island just existing]
Trump:
Trump:
April 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
[Heard Island just existing]
Trump:
Trump:
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We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff
April 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff
To the surprise of the Password Manager, she actually remembered her own password.
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
To the surprise of the Password Manager, she actually remembered her own password.
*taps mic* Is this thing still on?
April 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*taps mic* Is this thing still on?
I can finally announce this! I had the immense honor to be chosen as the narrator for E.A. Aymar’s book, When She Left!
It’s dark and hilarious and there’s so much heart. If you loved the show BARRY, you’d *love* this one.
amzn.to/48g5qgE
It’s dark and hilarious and there’s so much heart. If you loved the show BARRY, you’d *love* this one.
amzn.to/48g5qgE
Amazon.com: When She Left: A Thriller: 9781662504532: Aymar, E.A.: Books
Amazon.com: When She Left: A Thriller: 9781662504532: Aymar, E.A.: Books
amzn.to
February 7, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I can finally announce this! I had the immense honor to be chosen as the narrator for E.A. Aymar’s book, When She Left!
It’s dark and hilarious and there’s so much heart. If you loved the show BARRY, you’d *love* this one.
amzn.to/48g5qgE
It’s dark and hilarious and there’s so much heart. If you loved the show BARRY, you’d *love* this one.
amzn.to/48g5qgE
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75% of Israelis think Netanyahu should resign.
Protesters mass outside Netanyahu's house as anger grows | Reuters
Police held back protesters outside the residence of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Saturday, amid widespread anger at the failures that led to last month's deadly attack by Hamas gunmen...
www.reuters.com
November 5, 2023 at 12:49 PM
75% of Israelis think Netanyahu should resign.
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Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
November 5, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
There is no place humans will go that they won’t corrupt
November 5, 2023 at 3:38 PM
There is no place humans will go that they won’t corrupt
*after a visit to a nursery*
Me: Welcome home new plant friends!
Him: Time to die
Me: Welcome home new plant friends!
Him: Time to die
November 4, 2023 at 2:36 AM
*after a visit to a nursery*
Me: Welcome home new plant friends!
Him: Time to die
Me: Welcome home new plant friends!
Him: Time to die
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I married a pumpkin carving genius
November 1, 2023 at 9:32 PM
I married a pumpkin carving genius
Bro. I Invited my friends to a party —everybody’s comin’— they show up and I’m all “leave your body at the door” and they looked confused so I clarify, “leave your body and soul at the door.”
Then they bolt and I’m screaming after them “Don’t run away, it’s only me!”
Only me ☹️
Then they bolt and I’m screaming after them “Don’t run away, it’s only me!”
Only me ☹️
November 1, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Bro. I Invited my friends to a party —everybody’s comin’— they show up and I’m all “leave your body at the door” and they looked confused so I clarify, “leave your body and soul at the door.”
Then they bolt and I’m screaming after them “Don’t run away, it’s only me!”
Only me ☹️
Then they bolt and I’m screaming after them “Don’t run away, it’s only me!”
Only me ☹️
This Halloween, when the veil between the living and the dead is at it's thinnest, I will personally punch John Lyly in his ghostly gut for saying "all is fair in love and war.”
No, no it isn't, Johnnie boy.
No, no it isn't, Johnnie boy.
October 24, 2023 at 8:07 PM
This Halloween, when the veil between the living and the dead is at it's thinnest, I will personally punch John Lyly in his ghostly gut for saying "all is fair in love and war.”
No, no it isn't, Johnnie boy.
No, no it isn't, Johnnie boy.
“Without actors, this is nothing. I miss the actors.” - Martin Scorsese last night, alone at his movie premiere.
October 17, 2023 at 4:21 PM
“Without actors, this is nothing. I miss the actors.” - Martin Scorsese last night, alone at his movie premiere.
There will never be peace if war remains profitable.
October 17, 2023 at 4:20 PM
There will never be peace if war remains profitable.
If you are at a rally and a “gas the Jews” chant breaks out, then you are at a Nazi rally.
October 10, 2023 at 6:58 PM
If you are at a rally and a “gas the Jews” chant breaks out, then you are at a Nazi rally.
Congrats to my WGA friends for overwhelmingly ratifying the contract!
October 10, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Congrats to my WGA friends for overwhelmingly ratifying the contract!
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the WGA strike is over -- if you, like me, are lucky enough to have work to go back to please keep donating to the support funds. SAG-AFTRA is still on strike. there are still thousands of actors and crewmembers in need of aid.
at this stage in the strike, the most important funds that need your money are the ones that provide direct financial aid:
1. bit.ly/ecf-donate (main Entertainment Community Fund)
2. bit.ly/hssrf-donate (Hollywood Support Staff Relief Fund)
3. www.goforpasalliance.org/donate
4. mptf.com/donate
1. bit.ly/ecf-donate (main Entertainment Community Fund)
2. bit.ly/hssrf-donate (Hollywood Support Staff Relief Fund)
3. www.goforpasalliance.org/donate
4. mptf.com/donate
October 9, 2023 at 11:53 PM
the WGA strike is over -- if you, like me, are lucky enough to have work to go back to please keep donating to the support funds. SAG-AFTRA is still on strike. there are still thousands of actors and crewmembers in need of aid.
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I think it's a catastrophe that's a lot like most 21st century catastrophes, in that the problems are decades old and cannot be fixed by people hoping they will go away while doing things to make them worse.
October 9, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I think it's a catastrophe that's a lot like most 21st century catastrophes, in that the problems are decades old and cannot be fixed by people hoping they will go away while doing things to make them worse.
You can be both upset at the loss of life of civilians in Israel *and* upset at the conditions (including loss of life) that Palestinians face every day of their occupation.
It doesn’t have to be one or the other. Both are wrong.
It doesn’t have to be one or the other. Both are wrong.
October 9, 2023 at 6:13 PM
You can be both upset at the loss of life of civilians in Israel *and* upset at the conditions (including loss of life) that Palestinians face every day of their occupation.
It doesn’t have to be one or the other. Both are wrong.
It doesn’t have to be one or the other. Both are wrong.
The way girls have unrealistic relationship expectations thanks to Disney is my way of having unrealistic expectations with animals thanks to the Dodo.
October 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
The way girls have unrealistic relationship expectations thanks to Disney is my way of having unrealistic expectations with animals thanks to the Dodo.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I have seen way too many Dodo videos for my own good.
October 7, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I have seen way too many Dodo videos for my own good.
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if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it
October 5, 2023 at 5:33 PM
if this makes AI people mad it's not because of the message it's because I had an idea and drew it