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beezelbee.bsky.social
beezelbee 👽💜
@beezelbee.bsky.social
she/her • 32 • Minnesota
crafter, gamer, writer, cat lady, music lover, manic pixie shit poster
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figure it's time for one of these~

howdy! I'm beezelbee, a crafter/cat-mom/all purpose goblin from Minnesota. I really love:

🐱 animals
🎨 all variety of crafts, particularly miniatures
🎶 music & collecting pretty vinyl
🎮 indie games
💚 the Sims
⚔️ Baldur's Gate 3
🧛‍♂️ vampire fuckboys who break my heart
NEW VINYL DAYYYYYYY feat. the Decade Edition of Badlands by @halsey.bsky.social 💙💕
August 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
me when baby humans: aw, that's cute 🙂

me when baby animals: I AM GOING TO IMPLODE FROM HOW CUTE THIS CREATURE IS, MY HEART LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT 😭💕
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
this is an absolutely unhinged number of emails to have received after ordering a SINGLE SAMPLE of a product
August 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
AO3 go more than 1 week without uptime issues challenge (level: impossible)
July 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."
July 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I really gotta stop adding memes to my daily mood check ins
July 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the second worst feeling ever is finding out that a band you like announcing a tour but they're not coming to your city

the first worst is finding out that they ARE coming to your city, but the tickets are through fucking TicketMaster
July 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I haven't even *opened* the Sims since April, which I think means I'm right on schedule to attempt to clean up my mods folder, give up about 15 minutes in and just rage delete it (or rage "move it to a backup folder"), and just start a new vanilla save instead
July 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
also I can't believe how long it took me to discover the absolute BAKERY on the female Dwarf model, good LORD 🎂
July 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I've been d e e p in the BG3 Brain Rot lately and have fallen into the deepend with builds and speedruns and honour mode runs

so I'm actually seriously attempting my own HM run, and naturally my Durge, Dame Dairy, needs the GOAT, Momma Milkers, to guide her through it all :' )
July 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
fuck fireworks. there are so many other ways to observe the 4th without them.
July 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm still angry about this tbh, like they didn't even fucking TRY in The Mummy Returns, they were just like "idk put her in a cardigan I guess" and called it a day
the difference in the amount of effort put in to making Rachel Weisz's costumes period appropriate between The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001) is so baffling
June 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🎶 NEW VINYL DAY NEW VINYL DAY 🎶

feat. the soundtracks for Ghost Song (@mattwhitedev.bsky.social) and Dorfromantik (@toukana.bsky.social), via @blackscreenrecords.com 🎧
June 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
baaaaaby shark
da ba dee da ba die
June 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
this is it, I've peaked. I will never be so lucky again. 😭

#scheduleone
May 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the difference in the amount of effort put in to making Rachel Weisz's costumes period appropriate between The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001) is so baffling
May 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
RTO fucking blows and has seriously disrupted my life, BUT it has given me an excuse to dress pretty cute three days a week
May 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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We're live for day 5 of our subathon!! Nomi's gonna be playing Kena bridge of spirits and then we'll be playing some Zomboid later with @beezelbee.bsky.social Come hang out we'd love to see your nameface in chat!
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May 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
look, I know there are more pressing things to be upset about and that the complaint I'm about to lodge is peak privilege

but oh my fucking GOD I hate commuting so much!! being done with work used to just be closing my laptop but now it's a 40min drive in shit traffic and it GIVES! ME! A! HEADACHE!
April 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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"Even a wounded world is feeding us. Even a wounded world holds us, giving us moments of wonder and joy. I choose joy over despair. Not because I have my head in the sand, but because joy is what the earth gives me daily and I must return the gift." (Robin Wall Kimmerer, Braiding Sweetgrass)
April 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Personally, I like to surround myself with people who have extensive vocabularies but nevertheless choose to say "fuck" a lot.
April 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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being alive is just so unfathomably cool cant believe im about to go for a trot around the block. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE BLOCK TO EXPLORE WITH SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? every dang day we are blessed with this. wow
April 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Sorry but if my autistic special interest for literal decades ass can let go of the terf boy wizard, then you can too. There’s other stories out there that have whatever it is you get out of that story. I promise
April 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM