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bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
Bearista’s Overflowing Hornucopia
@bearlycaffeinated.bsky.social
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No Age in bio = Block MDNI 🔞

5’5” 230lbs, lvl 33

Married to my Significant Otter 🐻‍❄️💜🦦

MS Warrior

Chronic Shitposter

Occasionally nude & lewd
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Real life gets in the way sometimes, but it’s okay. A warm bath, and a well-placed jet usually does the trick.

#monochromemonday #dadbod
A photograph of me in my bathtub. I am a bald bearded, plus sized, white male The photograph utilizes a monochrome filter. I am laying naked in bath water while the tub’s jets are going. The jets are aimed somewhere particularly fun if your imagination is vivid enough.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Unfortunately couldn’t leave the house on-time to make proof of life coffee. I have proof of life energy drink instead.
A selfie of me in my car. I am a bald, bearded white make. I am holding a Monster “Bad Apple” energy drink. TBH, I only bought this because the cartoon depiction of a woman holding an apple on the can looked like a badass.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Oooooo I’m gonna sleep good tonight~
A bottle of foaming bath soap. It is lavender nd vanilla scented.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Fat sack of candy acquired!
A photo of me wearing my toothless costume with the hood down. I am holding a pillowcase with a large amount of candy inside of it. I am holding it close to my face, as if to guard my…er…my son’s candy from would-be thrives.
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It’s #humpday, so here’s the last of the Halloween-themed photos I have taken

#dadbod #irlnudes #wagonwednesday
A photo of myself in my bathtub. I am wearing a knockoff Jason Vorhees mask. Shown is a side-angle of my ass and torso. I am bathing in red water from a bath bomb. There are plastic eyeballs and skulls floating in the water. Same as before, from a behind-angle exposing my hairy crack of my ass more.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My coffee? Black. My shirt? Pink.
A selfie of myself drinking from my favorite polar bear mug.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Work work work 🤮

At least I have coffee today lol

#monochromemonday
A monochrome-filter photo of myself holding a mug of coffee.
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Otter made pumpkin curry chicken for dinner and the whole house smells AMAZING I can’t wait to dig in!
A pot of pumpkin curry with chopped chicken thighs.
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Proof of life with NOT black coffee 😱
A photo of me. I am a bald, white male with a beard. I am holding a mug of iced coffee. On my mug is a white polar bear against a black background. On top of the iced coffee is a pillow of cold foam creamer, made with creamer (woah, really?) and French vanilla simple syrup. Mixed vigorously with an electric mixer. I am wearing a black pajama top that has skeletal arms and rib cage. Fun fact, it glows in the dark!
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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A very spooky #tummytuesday

#piercedcock #dadbod #irlnudes.
A photo of me in my tub. I am naked, wearing only a knockoff Jason Vorhees mask. Angled from above, is my fully nude body. I am bathing in red water created by a bath bomb. Floating around my body are numerous ping pong eyeballs and a couple foam skulls.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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My hourglass hoard for the next set is looking juicy.
October 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Otter-in-law coming in clutch keeping me well-stocked on beans!

Maybe I’ll go to the store and pick up some coffee creamer so Significant Otter can enjoy too. She’s been requesting cold foam lately lol.
Two 1 lb bags of whole-bean flavored coffee. The bag on the left is old fashioned flavor, the bag on the right is white chocolate cranberry.
October 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Felt cute, might terrorize some camp counselors later.
A monochrome filter photo of me in my bathtub. I am wearing a knockoff Jason Vorhees mask. I am looking back at the camera, holding a tiny plastic skull.
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Spooky
My bathtub post-bath bomb. I threw in the ping pong eyeballs and skulls from an earlier post. The water has turned somewhat red, with gold glitter. The glitter is going to such a pain in my ass 😩. Also I had to mess with a dramatic warm filter because on camera it looked significantly more brown than I wanted 🤢
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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I was able to find some halloweeny stuff at goodwill the other day.

Keep your peepers peeled for some fun bath pics 🛁👀
Thrift store finds. From left to right: A knockoff Jason Vorhees mask, a small skull, a bag full of ping pong eyeballs and small skulls.
October 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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My price for testicle-related pics.
Sign for a prize machine filled with rubber balls that reads: “Each Ball is $1.00 (put a quarter in one at a time)”.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Otter and I made sausage and gnocchi soup, and banana bread for dessert!

🐻‍❄️🥣🥖🦦
In the foreground is the banana bread in a glass baking dish. It is topped with chocolate chips. In the background is the soup we made. The sausage and gnocchi soup we made. This was so good I can’t wait to eat the leftovers later 👌
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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We watched baby cows get bornt 🐮
October 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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This is my O face.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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TFW You Genome Hacking the opponent’s fully charged Palkia EX and don’t discard any energy like the silly blue kitty that you are
Pokemon pocket tcg 2⭐️ ⭐️ shiny variant from the secluded springs set.
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I meant to post the new Shinesty underwear yesterday but IRL caught up to me once again!
A photo of me from behind. I am showcasing my newest pair of subscription underwear from Shinesty. I forgot what these ones are called, but I’m always in love with their Halloween designs! Sure this one doesn’t glow in the dark, but it is adorned with many funny “Tarot Cards”! My personal favorites are “Boner donor” and “pussy whisperer”. Which one is yours?
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Heehee my new hump day mug was delivered today 😂
My left hand holding a black mug adorned with many different anthropomorphic butts.
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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When the horrors of the workplace get to the point of malt liquor in the tub..
Fuck it. I’m really too lazy to think of anything too descriptive for the alt text. It’s me, drinking four loko in my bathtub. It tastes like bomb pops and regret. Happy TUMMY TUESDAY 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Otter and I had our anniversary dinner, didn’t take any pics of the food cause we both devoured everything we had so fast haha. I did get one for dessert though!

🐻‍❄️💜🦦
A photo of our dessert. It is a toffee carrot cake, topped with house-made ice cream and candied orange peels.
October 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM