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Rev. Beammit
@beammit.bsky.social
Death Doula, sex coach, homesteader, chaotic queer goblin. Ordained minister. She/her ze/zir
You have a duty to refuse.
June 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Tulio, baby. Just because I'm drinking coffee not petting you, my darling Swiffer Weasel, doesn't mean you need to shove your face there buddy. #Dog
May 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My darling #TulioOsiris 1:45 in the morning is Not the time to learn how to howl.
Love,
Tired mama.
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Get you someone who looks at you like Edgar looks at a banana.
April 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Hello glowtangle people I Tulio! I love you!"

The Kobold figured out his toes work the touch screen and took a selfie.
April 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
March 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hate the intersection of "Christianity" and capitalism? Blame John Fucking Calvin.

He's the asshole who popularized the idea that those going to heaven would be clearly blessed in life. Thus rich=heaven bound. Biblical basis? Never met her. #Calvinism
March 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Never has a single picture captured my sons so flawlessly.

Edgar ( #canecorso): interrogating my nephew's shelf.

Bede ( #pitbull): just trying to cuddle mama and go to sleep guys.

Tulio ( #kobold or some sort of #terrier): on his way to make it worse

#dogs #rescuedogs
February 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
#OurAdjusterofClaims a modern silk embroidery icon is complete. Spare a thought for my poor eyes as each bullet is 5mm ish in length and the lettering was done in #100 Japanese silk thread with a beading needle.
February 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Today's progress on #OurAdjusterofClaims

Remember, this piece will be listed for auction once finished. #Embroidery #SilkEmbroidery
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Color blocking done on #OurAdjusterofClaims
February 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The Empress is practicing her war dance. #AstoriaJolene #QuakerParrot #Birdmom
February 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm working on it! Embroidery takes time!
February 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Choring dress on, hair wrapped out of the way. Must be cleaning day. #nomakeup #nofilter #BigGrannyEnergy
February 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Blue quaker parronts unite. (My Empress, Astoria Jolene)
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Progress on #OurAdjusterOfClaims icon. Gotta get his eyes, lips, and the bullets filled and then the color blocking is done and I can do the details, shading, and more embellishment. #HandEmbroidery #SilkEmbroidery #Luigi
January 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
#OurAdjusterOfClaims icon continues.
January 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#TulioOsiris and #EdgarMcNubbins have decided that I am quite done with whatever I am doing today.

This includes politics.
January 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
#crossstitch #politics #FuckICE

Do not comply in advance.
January 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Progress on yesterday's impulse project. #CrossStitch #GrannyCore

Remember flock, the warrant isn't valid unless it's signed by a judge. Administrative warrants (like ICE use) don't mean shit.
January 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Some days you need to listen to Killing in the Name Of and cross stitch "Come Back With A Warrant".
January 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So I bought a "new" car that makes my #CaneCorso look like a reasonable sized dog 😂

(Bernadette the big green farm hearse is a 1996 Chevy suburban. My transition to rural farmer continues apace)
January 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yesterday's progress on the #OurAdjusterofClaims icon. Is this an impulse project? Yup. Yes it is. #Silkembroidery #Luigi
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's nice to see that Petco hired that guy who designed Magic Earring Ken back in the 90s.
January 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The puppy is adorable when he's charging. Soon as those lil eyes open he's going to be back to mischief hunting.
January 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM