Beaker
beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social
Beaker
@beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social
just one man
May 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ah fuck. I'm a guy
May 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just checking on my retirement fund
May 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Is it 'Hasbro's lawyers'
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
How it feels going out to pick up my dog's shits in the morning
April 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Rapidly prolapsing his asshole in and out
April 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hey man still got those walls
March 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
These are all names for weed
March 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
When France proposed raising the legal smoking age to 9
March 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is how my dad (early onset alzheimers) does his impression of hip hop
March 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Cool that even the richest man in the world has his ex turning up at his workplace demanding he take care of his kids
February 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Can'tturd
January 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
January 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
December 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Imagine passing him a knife and a piece of paper with the name of one of the other otters
December 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Imagine passing him a smoke and a lighter
December 16, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Would a nonce make a poster like THIS?
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 AM
With his final breath my father revealed the following about a woman in the village
December 1, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Me saying goodbye to my friends after 12 pints:
September 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM