Please help. Trying to remember an album someone recommended me on twitter about 5 years ago. Bay area hip hop sound but I dont think the artist was from there. Cover had him and his mates on. Black and white shot I think.
July 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Please help. Trying to remember an album someone recommended me on twitter about 5 years ago. Bay area hip hop sound but I dont think the artist was from there. Cover had him and his mates on. Black and white shot I think.
Really did not want to see a picture of UFC fighter Conor McGregor's penis this morning. I was looking for a picture of my neighbour Conor McGregor's penis.
July 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Really did not want to see a picture of UFC fighter Conor McGregor's penis this morning. I was looking for a picture of my neighbour Conor McGregor's penis.
My girlfriend introducing me to her parents: And this is my mum, Margot
Me, getting extremely nervous and putting on a Chief Keef voice for some reason: That's the shit I DO like
Me, getting extremely nervous and putting on a Chief Keef voice for some reason: That's the shit I DO like
July 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My girlfriend introducing me to her parents: And this is my mum, Margot
Me, getting extremely nervous and putting on a Chief Keef voice for some reason: That's the shit I DO like
Me, getting extremely nervous and putting on a Chief Keef voice for some reason: That's the shit I DO like
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Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
June 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”
Just checking on my retirement fund
May 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Just checking on my retirement fund
Zootopia 2 sounds like something a rural loner gets charged with
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Zootopia 2 sounds like something a rural loner gets charged with
When it comes to turning a can of Mountain Dew into a stream of hot piss you've really gotta hand it to the human body
May 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When it comes to turning a can of Mountain Dew into a stream of hot piss you've really gotta hand it to the human body
New name unlocked for the dog: MC Goodboy
May 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
New name unlocked for the dog: MC Goodboy
Who would win in a fight between a gorilla and Parkinson's
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who would win in a fight between a gorilla and Parkinson's
Is it 'Hasbro's lawyers'
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Is it 'Hasbro's lawyers'
Just watched The Godfather. I thought it was going to be about my dad's friend.
April 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Just watched The Godfather. I thought it was going to be about my dad's friend.
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good time to get your novel about a literature professor who keeps having to dodge the advances of his most beautiful students published
April 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
good time to get your novel about a literature professor who keeps having to dodge the advances of his most beautiful students published
When that guy from The New Radicals shouts WE'LL KICK YOUR ASSES... chills
April 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
When that guy from The New Radicals shouts WE'LL KICK YOUR ASSES... chills
Seeing Luis Antonio Tagle test driving one of those cars with the massive bubbles and sprinting to the bookies
April 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Seeing Luis Antonio Tagle test driving one of those cars with the massive bubbles and sprinting to the bookies
Man's on that shit that made maui lose his hook
April 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Man's on that shit that made maui lose his hook
She prader on my willi till I- (my boss approaches and I expertly switch to the Yahoo Finance tab)
April 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
She prader on my willi till I- (my boss approaches and I expertly switch to the Yahoo Finance tab)
Yeah I think video game characters should have bigger tits. All of them. Imagine a whopping great pair of spaniels ears bouncing off Rayman's knees.
April 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yeah I think video game characters should have bigger tits. All of them. Imagine a whopping great pair of spaniels ears bouncing off Rayman's knees.
(about to deliver some news that nobody on earth gives a shit about) The cat is finally out of the bag!
April 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
(about to deliver some news that nobody on earth gives a shit about) The cat is finally out of the bag!
How it feels going out to pick up my dog's shits in the morning
April 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How it feels going out to pick up my dog's shits in the morning
Me, age 12, passenger seat of silver Volvo 240: Here we go, Dad. I'll put on my wu-tang tape. There's a bit of swearing and stuff but I think you'll really like them! 🤓
RZA: 99 CENT BEER DRINKIN, PUSSY STINKIN, FUCKIN SO MUCH YOUR ASS AND TITTIES START SHRINKIN
RZA: 99 CENT BEER DRINKIN, PUSSY STINKIN, FUCKIN SO MUCH YOUR ASS AND TITTIES START SHRINKIN
April 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me, age 12, passenger seat of silver Volvo 240: Here we go, Dad. I'll put on my wu-tang tape. There's a bit of swearing and stuff but I think you'll really like them! 🤓
RZA: 99 CENT BEER DRINKIN, PUSSY STINKIN, FUCKIN SO MUCH YOUR ASS AND TITTIES START SHRINKIN
RZA: 99 CENT BEER DRINKIN, PUSSY STINKIN, FUCKIN SO MUCH YOUR ASS AND TITTIES START SHRINKIN
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Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ
Rapidly prolapsing his asshole in and out
April 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Rapidly prolapsing his asshole in and out
People say you can't give dogs chocolate but I just gave my neighbour's labrador a kilo of dairy milk and he ate the whole lot
April 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
People say you can't give dogs chocolate but I just gave my neighbour's labrador a kilo of dairy milk and he ate the whole lot