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Brian D. Clarke
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The Mad Canadian. Generalist. Ronin Librarian. Research Magpie. Unexpected Textbook Co-Author.

Host, Forthcoming Podcast Project

Also; not a Russian bot, and BLM. Needs to be said.
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“The One With the Holiday Armadillo” is not just the best seasonal episode of “Friends,” it is my favorite seasonal episode of anything
The Holiday Armadillo episode is one of my favorite episodes of any television show ever 😂
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Overheard at HEB this morning:

"Wait, you're telling me vinegar smells like that because it's Jewish?"
"...what are you talking about?"
"You said it smells that way because of the Hasidic acid."
"ACETIC ACID. ACETIC!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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My fav Shakespeare thing is how Henry IV part 2 starts with Majel Barrett Roddenberry saying, "Previously on Henry IV..." and there's a clip reel ending with Hotspur yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT."

Then Majel's voice: "And now, the conclusion."
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
@rahaeli.bsky.social maybe show this to the miscreant in question, with a stern look?
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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This is absolutely amazing. Come check out "The Usenet" with Cory Doctorow.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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At this point X is like 1950s Vienna, a whole place made up entirely of spies, running ops against other spies, with no non-spy people. Or maybe like a 1971 Black Panthers convention where 3/4 of the attendees are conintelrpo.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I thought this was me and then I read one screenshotted para of Ryan Lizza’s transcription of RFK’s terrible sex poetry and was like “nope I’m out”

so I’m just saying. maybe take everyone’s word for it this time.
I'm built different I guess
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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And it has indeed come to pass.
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I wonder if folks in Baltimore know how fondly we remember the brief period they were part of the Canadian Football League. You did good, Baltimore.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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For international men's day how about you try not being the absolute worst
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I mean...he's got me there
I can almost guarantee the funniest person you know is a smart Black woman
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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sorry i'm late boss, i awoke in a vivid dreamscape where my darkest fantasies came to life
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Part 131 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Hellenistic Greek Cast Glass Pomegranate Vase, tinted with colloidal gold to achieve the burgundy shade, 2nd Century BCE
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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The best thing Tame Impala ever did was having The Field remix "Mind Mischief" it is one of the greatest remixes of all time
youtu.be/DEgCdtbg7BA?...
Mind Mischief (The Field Remix)
YouTube video by Tame Impala - Topic
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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The mass murder of civilians in order to maintain the economy is an ongoing moral injury that is only compounding with time and Americas inability to talk about and process grief
The necropolitics of Covid were the trigger for and normalization of the eugenic of today and the mass murder of tomorrow
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'

'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'

www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Yeah, none of it has any gravitas any longer.

The Rose Garden and the East Wing are gone.

The Situation Room, the Resolute Desk, the Oval Office?

Who cares. It's all cosplay and clownery now.
The situation in the Situation Room being the presidential pedophilia coverup.
And let’s not be silly — the Situation Room is not some kind of inviolable holy space.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"

Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The American government removed 2 monuments to Black American Soldiers in the Netherlands. Now the *Dutch* government is demanding they be returned.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
A Dutch war cemetery added displays showing black US soldiers. Then they were quietly removed
Relatives fear the move is part of ‘the same virus affecting the US’, as historians and politicians say it coincided with Trump’s DEI purge
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Like, how much of this "I talk to chatgpt 5 hours a day and it is teaching me to to become a god" is the result of a normal person glimpsing the abyss that is *literally* a billionaire's every single social interaction, and it fucking destroying them.
May 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM