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Andrew Horn, thankful turkey
@bbofun.bsky.social
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Paralegal, occasional actor
If I'm not here, I'm probably scritching the dog.
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Comic book panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman is breaking a shotgun in half, splinters and shells sent flying. He says, " THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it. "
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
2 stills from a scene from the original THE PRODUCERS. Gene Wilder (Leo Bloom) stands, dressed in a disheveled tuxedo, holding a gun, over Kenneth Mars (Franz Liebkind), looking puzzled, and Zero Mostel (Max Bialystock) who looks angry. Bloom says, "Actors are not animals! They'll human beings!" Max replies, "They are? Have you ever eaten with one of them?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help
Falling in love with you

Take my hand
Take my whole life too
For I can't help
Falling in love with you
The Pope, standing at a microphone, a crowd of clergy and press behind, seemingly crowning into the microphone, eyes half-closed.
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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It's official! I am @rifftrax.com's FAVORITE CUSTOMER! Suck it, Henry Davenport of Easton, PA!
A photo of an old, gray haired man in a red plaid flannel shirt, looking down upon you all holding a large medal proclaiming him "FAVORITE CUSTOMER" around the RIFFTRAX logo.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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"It's a living!"
Photo of the majestic spoonbill, a large crane-like bird with a remarkably large head and a beak that appears designed for breaking rocks.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman, breaking a shotgun into pieces, says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it." The letters "AI" have been superimposed over the gun.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Time for morning scritches.
A contented (and quite handsome) scottie being scratched, looking straight at the camera.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Scariest Halloween display ever.
leaf-srewn lawn, with several deflated Halloween characters laying on it like dedicated corpses, including a My Little Pony, a skeleton-pumpkinheaf-wizard, and a tall ghost.
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Everyone pulls a boner now and then, even the Crown Prince of Crime.
Comic book page from a BATMAN #66, from 1951. 6 PANELS- Panel 1- The Joker, surrounded by worried-looking Runyonesque henchmen, is angrily slapping a newspaper. The headline reads, "[obscured] CHORTLE AT JOKER'S BONER." Joker is saying, So! They laugh at my boner, wwill they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boxers the Joker can make!" Panel 2- Close up of the Joker's head, no body visible. He says, "This emphasis on boxers has given mean ideas for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned the word BONER!" Panel 3- A rowboat at a dock on the ocean, Joker manning the oars as a henchman is climbing down a ladder to join him. JOKER-"I will take the greatest boxers of all time and turn them into crimes! See this picture? It shows a big boner of modern vintage!" HENCHMEN-"I remember! That's the Missouri - the battleship that got stuck in the mud!" PANEL 4- Close-up on the photo being held by Joker, showing a battleship stuck in mud, smoke billowing from it. JOKER- "The world roared when this mighty battle-wagon ran aground! It was quite a BONER! Well, we'll re-create the scene - for loot! HA-HA!" PANEL 5- The rowboat is next to a buoy. JOKER- "We'll just change the buoys in the Gotham River... and when the S.S. Capetownia arrives tomorrow, the fun will begin! HA-HA!" HENCHMAN - "Yeah! That the new ship on it's maiden run. The Captain ain't familiar with this river at all - and the pilot don't come aboard till they near the harbor downstream! PANEL 6- A large ship is stuck, as a tugboat approaches it. An off-panel voice says, "Haw! Look at her! Grounded just like the Big Mo was!"
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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#NOKINGS rally in Columbia, MD. Bailey was quite popular, but got a little anxious with that big a crowd and nouse. But he was a very good boy.
An old guy in a blue-and-green plaid shirt and khakis hold a little black scottie, who is distracted by the crowd. A small portion of the crowd at the NO KINGS rally in the woods at Merriweather Post Pavilion. The Chrysalis (the stage where the speakers are) is visible, bright green in the background.
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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"...the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa..."
Photo from CREATURE COMMANDOS, GI Robot and Nina on a balcony, GI looking out, speaking, Nina looking up at him with an expression of, possibly, fascination.
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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It appears you aren't the only one to think so.
Far Side cartoon- two apes sit in a tree, one sitting behind the other, grooming the one in front. The grooming ape appears to have far side style cat's eyeglasses on. She says, "Well, well - another blonde hair.... Conducting a little more 'research ' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
October 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Maybe the most peaceful, blissful picture of the great one I've seen.
B/W Photo of Walter Matthau, eyes closed, smiling, looking utterly blissful
October 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I guess his porn tastes have changed.
Still from the porno Ted Cruz had on his computer. A lovely blonde woman in glasses and a red blouse biting her finger as she spies on something going on in the next room
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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YEAH, WELL, I HAVE UNSWEETENED APPLESAUCE WITH BLUEBERRIES, SO WHO'S WINNING?
You. It's you that's winning.
Applesauce in a small white bowl with a few blueberries mixed in. A spoon is stuck in it as the bowl sits on my khaki-cld thigh.
September 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Hello, Sly. I wish you were closer than you appear.
This is Bailey. He says, "Hi."
(Actually, he says, "Arrroooo.")
A handsome Scottie fur black with gray highlights begins to lay back on a couch, preparing to have his belly rubbed.
September 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Comic book panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman is breaking a shotgun in half, causing splinters and shells to fly into the air. He says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. " The letters "AI" are superimposed over the gun.
August 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Also...
Comic book panel from Frank Miller's THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman is breaking a shotgun apart, the stock splintering, shells being tossed in the air. He says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. " The letters "AI" are superimposed over the gun.
August 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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You just need to answer one question...
Gif from NETWORK. William Holden asks, "Do you want to be an angry prophet denouncing the hypocrites of our times?"
August 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy (credit to @gailsimone.bsky.social & [I think] Aaron Lopresti)
Comic book panel of Wonder Woman, regally standing in font of a pile of stone and rubble, smoke swirling around her. She says, "I am Wonder Woman. And you've managed to make me slightly peeved."
August 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Comic book panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman is breaking a shotgun in half, saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. " The letters AI are superimposed over the shotgun.
August 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Bailey is ready for the first pre-season game #GoRavens
A handsome scotch terrier wearing a Ravens shirt sniffing the grass
August 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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He just saw WHITE HOUSE DOWN and wanted to see where the anti-aircraft misses are stored.
Trump walking around on the White House roof. No, really.
August 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Comic book panel front THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. Batman breaks a shotgun into splinters, saying, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it. " The letters AI are superimposed on the gun.
August 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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QRP with something silly and whimsical.
Peter Falk as Columbo shaking hands, gingerly, with Robby the Robot, in a room filled with 60-70s computer tapes.
August 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM