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Bathory Holmes
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Tis the season!
Charles Addams black & white illustration. Carolers are singing at the door to the Addams Family mansion. High atop the central tower, the Family is close to pouring a cauldron full of unpleasant liquid on the carolers.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Death by small roundabout in a quaint town at the South of France.
A photo of a fountain. Around that, a single lane, one way roundabout. Maybe room for one European car in width. The color of the scene is most terra cotta with some healthy green foliage.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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In my pre-sleep attire (the reading glasses, the sleep mask as head band - I (right) could be a very low effort Madameoiselle (left).
Madameoiselle from Martyrs )2008). Black blazer, white shirt, white skin, ber tinted glasses, black turban - more for style than religion). Me from now (2025). Tuft of heavy grey hair at the chin with some darker hair hiding out as well. The light is right on me, so I look like a fresh from the butcher's block pink / pal cut of meat.. I have my black rim reading classes on. The eyecups of my sleep mask resemble a hair part. I'm about to ask you, flayed, broken, what it is you saw.
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Stop! This is the empire of the dead!
Me, in low light, hair covering most of my face, an eye barely visible. Hidden behind a postcard that reads - it's the phrase I wrote in the body of this post. But it's in French.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Huh. Defunctland is an awards show according to YouTube.
YouTube search lists Defunctland as an awards show, which it very much is not.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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If you see this post, do it too!
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Pronouns: he / him
Height: 5' 7"
Shoe: ?
Zodiac: no
Smoke: no
Tattoos: 11
Piercings: septum
Fav drinks: Thai iced tea, ginger beer, lemonade, soda, tiki bar cocktails, champagne, cider...
Photo of me under the Eiffel Tower. I'm looking down at the camera, my head framed by the middle core of the tower.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Stained glass of Notre Dame de Reims
Closeup of the ornate, colorful stained glass. Three tall, long windows with very colorful stained glass windows - a detailed model of the cathedral is the focus of the alcove. Two ornate wood confessionals flank the model. Three small, circular stained glass windows. Ornate and colorful. A section of wall featuring a large circular stained glass window at the top, three circular stained glass windows in a horizontal row below that, and three tall and long stained glass windows close together below that.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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There's a Resident Evil mobile game. Because sure. Wait, is this Ethan Winters?! Little baby-faced Ethan Winters? D'aw! Look at the adorable little man-thing!
Photo of a young white man in a mobile game. The jacket is Ethan Winters' jacket, so I'm assuming that's Ethan Winters. Looks like a twink attempting a dad moustache. This is kind of a big deal since RE: Biohazard & Village did everything they could to avoid showing the player Ethan's face.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Climax. Gaspar Noé, 2018.
Intimate to the point of claustrophobia. Harrowing to the point of exhaustion. A phenomenal descent from beautiful dance to terrifying chaos. The performances, the music, and that camera work! They all work in harmony to completely break you, and it's magnificent.
Poster for the movie Climax. Features the large cast striking a pose. In the foreground, the hand of someone unknown holds a plastic cup of sangria.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Ah, a comfort game to withdraw into whilst reality continues to disappoint.
Title screen for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. POV from your character in a prisoner cart, looking at another prisoner and the driver of the cart.
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Quote with a 10/10 album
Photo of my vinyl copy of Boxer by the band The National. The image on the cover is a black and white photo of a band on stage at a club with a dancefloor and table seating. The's an audience sitting at the tables and some dancers It looks like it might be retro. I'm not good with time, so between 40s - 50s maybe? Possibly 60s if you think more Beatles than Woodstock.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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I don't need it
I don't need it
I don't need it
A special, limited edition release of the movie Martyrs. On 4K & Blu-ray. It's a hardcover with a black and red face. The two main characters spliced together as one person.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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*tacklepounce!*
Black and White illustration of Hobbes the tiger pouncing on Calvin (a human child) from the comic strip Calvin & Hobbes.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I can sexualize the male protagonist? 10 / 10 game.
Frank West from Dead Rise Deluxe Remaster. He's a beefy middle-aged white dude. He's got a nice tuft of chest hair between his pecan he's wearing navy blue trunk-style undies.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Is the game fucking with me? Even at max brightness I can *barely* make out the logo on the left.
It's a screenshot of the Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster brightness thingy. It is on max brightness To the left is a large, stylized capital D with a human zombie outline making up the interior negative space of the D. To the right, very faint, no ,even fainter than that, barely perceptible is that same logo. I probably should have circled it, because it is *that* imperceptible. I thought it was pareidolia at first.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Turkey!
Crow T. Robot at Turkey Volume Guessing man. Tom & Mike look on in bemusement.
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Did some stitches, undid them, did some stitches, undid them, practicing the techniques being taught. I finally let myself finish one circle. It's not too bad. The next circle, they suggested keeping notes on which stitches I have done. I'm gonna stop here for now, but I like it well enough.
Behold! A slightly larger crochet circle of my making! A little larger than a quarter. The yarn is white. There's a small orange safety pin to mark the start of a row / circle / thing - I'm still learning terminology.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Bought one of these beginner crochet kits. I dunno. Something different. I've never crocheted before, so it seems fine. I have to pay attention though, so that may be my downfall.
Photo of a photo of a crochet yeti. He's adorable. His name is Howard. White body, blue face, horns & hand paw thingies.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Barnes and Noble was having a sale on horror movies, so I added a new essential to my physical library.
Blu-ray for Ryan Coogler's Sinners.
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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More waiting room nonsense! This one is not only massive, it is *packed*. Still able to sit, so, yay. Have a profile pic.
A photo of me in profile. The photo is taken at a lower angle so you can see the depressing ceiling as a background.
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Goodnight Moon
A photo of the interior of the Abbey at Mont-Saint-Michel. There's a crowd, very high ceilings. This is an Abbey, not a cathedral, so it is a very simple interior. Lots of stone, simple glass windows, and a replica of the moon hanging low. The moon is not permanent - it's for a thing they were doing. Moon is still pretty big and impressive.
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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New month, new chain letter! Post! Thing!
A metal *thing*. it's coming out of a wall, and it looks like a pig's curly tail. I don't know what it is for. From Mont-Saint-Michel.
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I have another version of The Captain figure!
An action figure of Capt. Blake from Carpenter's The Fog.
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Drop something Stormy.
A Dark 'n' Stormy cocktail. It's dark rum & ginger beer. The dark rum is floating atop the ginger beer. There is a straw that looks like bamboo. And there's a lime wedge. It looks refreshing.
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Long Live the Aunties!
Still image from Marry My Dead Body. A comedy of errors. A group of folks in an elevator. Left to right: elderly man, younger man, elderly woman. There are some very happy women behind them being excited.
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM