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the apparent edgy bathornhead hispanic viking. artsy photography and black metal rambling. not on here as often. the boogeybat for terminally online folks. 18+ retweets and such.

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bathornhead.bsky.social
I volunteer!
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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skiaskai.bsky.social
Viscoxites, once the bond, they never leave :)

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Is it an allegory for how society tries to stifle freedom of expression or do I just find it neat
Yes
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November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
bathornhead.bsky.social
I need maaaaaoorr
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
bathornhead.bsky.social
I need this ..
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM