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Hemry, Local Bartender
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My wife wanted shrimp arepas and strawberry margaritas so I have made shrimp arepas and strawberry margaritas
Shrimp arepas and strawberry margaritas
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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A new challenger approaches
Movie poster for SHART: The Challenge
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Black friday shopping at the thrift store, finding some bangers for the holiday party this year
Yodel in Hi-Fi Live it up with the Pennsylvania merry makers, 13 polka hits Barbershop ballads Mark twain tonight!
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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who's ready to party
Part of a strip mall with three businesses: LIQUORS, CHINESE BOYS, and UNCLAIMED FREIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The traditional offering
Offering the thanksgiving food to an umbrella crested cockatoo
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Post yr plates
Lamb curry, biryani, stuffing, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, corn pudding, sorakaya
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The update everyone's been waiting for: the ugly house is finished! They added a bunch more wood and a tesla in the driveway
An insane looking house that's got 5 million windows and every roof angle you can think of.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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"Oh look our capitalist overlords want us to eat peasant food" sure sure. Thing is, cabbage is good. You just have to cook it right
Series of good roasted/grilled cabbage dishes
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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He talked to zohran one time and now he loves obamacare
Politico reports that the plan would have limited the subsidies to people whose incomes amount to 700 percent of the federal poverty line. But Republicans on Capitol Hill are not happy with the plan, with one of them anonymously telling MS NOW, “I wasn’t expecting the proposal to be Obamacare-lite. Absolutely not supportive of extending ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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this guy's gotta be the worst neighbor
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Whoa mama
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Lmao
You traveled to Mexico this spring for ibogaine treatment after seeing your grandmother’s experience with dementia. What was that like? It’s not a fun medicine. My experience was 15 hours long. That’s a long time. There was a noise in my head for the entire 15 hours that sounded like a little machine clunking around. Clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk. Some people say they hear a buzzing noise, I didn’t have that. It felt like there was a machine working inside my head for 15 hours. It wasn’t pleasant, but I just thought, “Well, this is what you asked for, so buckle up.” Would you do ibogaine again? I don’t really want to. But will I?
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Special shift drink: Baltimore Buzz

Presented in honor of local legend and toast of bluesky @buzzgrambo.bsky.social, the bane of ICE's existence in our fair city. Cheers to you, Buzz 🥂

1oz rye
.75oz applejack
.75oz lemon
.5oz yellow chartreuse
.5oz apricot liqueur
scant .25oz simple
egg white
The described cocktail in a coupe glass, garnished with a lemon twist and maraschino cherry
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Every day the headline writers wake up and say "how can we maximally misinform americans to trump's benefit"
Axios: Trump provides tariff relief at the grocery store
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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WHAT
What is Text With Jesus? Text With Jesus offers users an interactive experience with a religious deity. In other words, users can text questions to Jesus and get a response. (Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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This is beyond bullshit, it's like the complete opposite of the truth
Critics label such actions illegal or immoral, but this misses the complexity of how law evolves. Every major change in the use-of-force regime from humanitarian intervention to counterterrorism began as something unlawful. Over time, repetition and multilateral participation transformed what began as violations into accepted practice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Shift drink: Moonlight Song

1oz gin
.75oz strega
.75oz acid-adjusted grapefruit
.5oz orange curaçao
The described cocktail in a coupe glass, garnished with an orange twist
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I guess it was a mistake but I got it
Daniel biss poll post showing biss at 31% and four unnamed "opponents" polling at 17, 10, 6, and 4
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Recipe for the soup:
2 lb. dried navy beans soaked in water for 24 hours 12-14 slices of smoked bacon 2 stalks of chopped celery 1 large white or yellow onion (minced) 5 cloves of garlic peeled (whole) 2 stems of fresh thyme 1 gallon chicken stock 1/4 lb. butter cup of heavy cream Salt and Pepper to taste 1/4 cup thinly sliced chives 4 tbsp of black truffle oil & puree 1/4 cup of bacon dust Cook the bacon in oven until very crisp, reserve the fat. Chop the bacon finely using a knife or kitchen food processor and reserve for garnish Gently cook the minced onions and celery under medium heat in the rendered bacon fat for 6-10 minutes, stirring constantly making sure not to brown When onions are translucent, add the soaked beans (drained from water), thyme, garlic, butter, cream and chicken stock. Bring this mixture to a boil and reduce to a very gentle simmer for 1.5 hours while covering the pot with a lid, stirring occasionally. When beans are tender, remove from heat for hour to slightly - cool before pureeing to a velvety texture in a food processor or a blender, adjust salt and pepper Garnish with sliced scallions, bacon dust and trufle oil/puree.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Tonight's cooking project: white bean soup with mushrooms & truffle oil, roasted brussels
The described dishes
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Like ok Rs, you got what you wanted.... tens of millions of your constituents (targeted pretty well!) are going to see their premiums double or triple. Great job?
Most recent ACA marketplace enrollees came from states that voted for Trump last year From 2020 to 2025, Affordable Care Act enrollment grew by about 36% in states that voted for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election, compared with more than 150% in states that supported President Donald Trump last year.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Shift drink: The Night Gardener

1.5oz mezcal
1.5oz red bell pepper cordial
barspoon yuzu curaçao
barspoon basil oil
The described cocktail in a coupe glass, garnished with 3 drops basil oil
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Lmao
Earlier Thursday, Trump had posted to social media a new statistic from the retail giant Walmart that Thanksgiving dinner would cost 25 percent less this year than last year. (It’s not actually that simple, because the meals aren’t the same: This year’s feast nixes sweet potatoes, pecan pie, corn muffins, whipped cream and a handful of vegetables which were included in last year’s.)
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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[govt lawyer] ah that's nice. Judge is reading a poem. Probably means she's in a good mood, i think we're in good shape
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Shift drink: Saturn

2oz gin
.75oz lemon
.25oz orgeat
.25oz velvet falernum
.25oz passionfruit syrup
The described cocktail in a rocks glass over crushed ice, garnished with a cherry (saturn) and an orange twist (the rings)
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM