Barstool Philosopher 🥃
@barstoolphd.bsky.social
Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.
I go with “Cultservative”
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I go with “Cultservative”
JD is definitely “gussied up”
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
JD is definitely “gussied up”
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We can't afford to help a country that has been fighting an invasion for 4 years, yet we can illegally invade Venezuela. Words cannot express my anger.
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We can't afford to help a country that has been fighting an invasion for 4 years, yet we can illegally invade Venezuela. Words cannot express my anger.
Candace’s French Official…
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Candace’s French Official…
Not a believer, but sending condolences to you.
As someone who lost a grandmother who was more of a true mother , I know how rough it is.
Stay well.
As someone who lost a grandmother who was more of a true mother , I know how rough it is.
Stay well.
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not a believer, but sending condolences to you.
As someone who lost a grandmother who was more of a true mother , I know how rough it is.
Stay well.
As someone who lost a grandmother who was more of a true mother , I know how rough it is.
Stay well.
Even the Wall Street Journal calls Trump a liar…
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Even the Wall Street Journal calls Trump a liar…
Banger Motion > Bullshit
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Banger Motion > Bullshit
Ok, Nutlick, if tariffs benefit the American people, then why don’t you jack those fucking rates up to 100%?
More tariffs means more benefits, right? RIGHT? 🤡
#BizarroEconomics
More tariffs means more benefits, right? RIGHT? 🤡
#BizarroEconomics
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ok, Nutlick, if tariffs benefit the American people, then why don’t you jack those fucking rates up to 100%?
More tariffs means more benefits, right? RIGHT? 🤡
#BizarroEconomics
More tariffs means more benefits, right? RIGHT? 🤡
#BizarroEconomics
JD Vance throws American health care providers (physicians, nurses, etc) under the bus: “The American people get crap healthcare”.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
JD Vance throws American health care providers (physicians, nurses, etc) under the bus: “The American people get crap healthcare”.
INSANE BEHAVIOR— punishable by 25th AMENDMENT.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
INSANE BEHAVIOR— punishable by 25th AMENDMENT.
I’m thinking more like 30 MINUTES starting from when Trump signs.
Those files should already be loaded up in the trucks with the engines running.
Those files should already be loaded up in the trucks with the engines running.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m thinking more like 30 MINUTES starting from when Trump signs.
Those files should already be loaded up in the trucks with the engines running.
Those files should already be loaded up in the trucks with the engines running.
“I’ve gone there a couple times…to buy Happy Meals for the underage girls that Epstein and Maxwell hooked me up with”.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“I’ve gone there a couple times…to buy Happy Meals for the underage girls that Epstein and Maxwell hooked me up with”.
Trump: “It’s a hoax”.
So…
No investigations needed.
No congressional votes needed.
Just release the fucking files then.
So…
No investigations needed.
No congressional votes needed.
Just release the fucking files then.
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Trump: “It’s a hoax”.
So…
No investigations needed.
No congressional votes needed.
Just release the fucking files then.
So…
No investigations needed.
No congressional votes needed.
Just release the fucking files then.
Article 1, Section 8 use to mean something.
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Article 1, Section 8 use to mean something.
World Cup games in Dyersville, IA is going to be 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
World Cup games in Dyersville, IA is going to be 🔥
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"Dear Mr. President,
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
Regards,
The American Voters"
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
Regards,
The American Voters"
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"Dear Mr. President,
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
Regards,
The American Voters"
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
Regards,
The American Voters"
Dear Jobu,
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dear Jobu,
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
“Praise be”
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Praise be”
Trump The Arsonist trying to putting out the inflation blaze that he himself started.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump The Arsonist trying to putting out the inflation blaze that he himself started.
Honest question: How did “Heaven” respond to those appeals from BOTH the Union and the Confederate armies during the American Civil War?
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Honest question: How did “Heaven” respond to those appeals from BOTH the Union and the Confederate armies during the American Civil War?