Barstool Philosopher 🥃
@barstoolphd.bsky.social
Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.
JD is definitely “gussied up”
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
JD is definitely “gussied up”
Candace’s French Official…
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Candace’s French Official…
Even the Wall Street Journal calls Trump a liar…
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Even the Wall Street Journal calls Trump a liar…
Article 1, Section 8 use to mean something.
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Article 1, Section 8 use to mean something.
World Cup games in Dyersville, IA is going to be 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
World Cup games in Dyersville, IA is going to be 🔥
Dear Jobu,
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dear Jobu,
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
I will sacrifice a whole bucket of chicken to you if you can silence that fat fascist fuckface.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
B.P.
Trump The Arsonist trying to putting out the inflation blaze that he himself started.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trump The Arsonist trying to putting out the inflation blaze that he himself started.
Mike’s “21 Hour Work Day”
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Mike’s “21 Hour Work Day”
“It’s a little more complicated…”
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“It’s a little more complicated…”
Lets fucking go!
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lets fucking go!
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
Happy No Kings Day!
No, these signs were not professionally printed or paid for by George Soros.
$19 Trillion…in Zimbabwe currency (roughly $20 USD)
That sounds about right.
That sounds about right.
October 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
$19 Trillion…in Zimbabwe currency (roughly $20 USD)
That sounds about right.
That sounds about right.
Yes, just like the 1990s.
How did that work out?
How did that work out?
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yes, just like the 1990s.
How did that work out?
How did that work out?
Hey Pam, AMAZON is funding Antifa.
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hey Pam, AMAZON is funding Antifa.
FUCK THEM FARMERS
No Farm Bailouts.
They bought the fascist ticket.
They can take the motherfucking ride.
No Farm Bailouts.
They bought the fascist ticket.
They can take the motherfucking ride.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
FUCK THEM FARMERS
No Farm Bailouts.
They bought the fascist ticket.
They can take the motherfucking ride.
No Farm Bailouts.
They bought the fascist ticket.
They can take the motherfucking ride.
Obviously, TPUSA wouldn’t leave this guy off of their lineup.
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Obviously, TPUSA wouldn’t leave this guy off of their lineup.
Republicans idea of fixing healthcare:
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Republicans idea of fixing healthcare:
Tattoo Vance: “Why you not say when they cheered my bawth?”
October 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Tattoo Vance: “Why you not say when they cheered my bawth?”
Argentina’s “Libertarian Revolution” that mouth-breathing, Ayn Rand sycophants and Reason magazine were cheering as the second coming of John Fucking Galt just got a $20 BILLION socialist-style bailout from the US.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Unfuckingbelievable.
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Argentina’s “Libertarian Revolution” that mouth-breathing, Ayn Rand sycophants and Reason magazine were cheering as the second coming of John Fucking Galt just got a $20 BILLION socialist-style bailout from the US.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Trump also sold Qatar the naming rights to the state.
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump also sold Qatar the naming rights to the state.
I will be at the protest dressed in full uniform.
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I will be at the protest dressed in full uniform.
Obama also got a Grammy Award.
Trump isn’t getting that either.
Trump isn’t getting that either.
October 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Obama also got a Grammy Award.
Trump isn’t getting that either.
Trump isn’t getting that either.
Charlie Kirk is not available to comment on the Trump-Bibi “peace” plot…
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Charlie Kirk is not available to comment on the Trump-Bibi “peace” plot…
Is Trump going to whine about not getting a Grammy Award, too?
October 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is Trump going to whine about not getting a Grammy Award, too?
“Fuck them farmers”
October 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Fuck them farmers”