Helen
@bambi-helen.bsky.social
Absolutely no idea what is happening. This applies to all aspects of my existence.
The dog is really struggling with the nights drawing in. He thinks it's dinner time at 3pm. Unfortunately, he's basically training me, so now I think it's bedtime at about half past six.
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The dog is really struggling with the nights drawing in. He thinks it's dinner time at 3pm. Unfortunately, he's basically training me, so now I think it's bedtime at about half past six.
Nice quote I found from Liz Hurley the other day...
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nice quote I found from Liz Hurley the other day...
More impressive than Partridge and his Dundee cake...
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
More impressive than Partridge and his Dundee cake...
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What's it like inside your head?
It's our beautiful Spanish boy's eleventh birthday. The only one in the family with a European passport. Amazing sleepy beastie.
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's our beautiful Spanish boy's eleventh birthday. The only one in the family with a European passport. Amazing sleepy beastie.
Just singing "fleaaa treatment", to the tune of Dream Weaver, to the dog, if anyone is wondering about my current mental health.
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just singing "fleaaa treatment", to the tune of Dream Weaver, to the dog, if anyone is wondering about my current mental health.
Okay, you deserve a photo of my cartoon dog.
October 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Okay, you deserve a photo of my cartoon dog.
My husband's ex is such a passive-aggressive cow.
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My husband's ex is such a passive-aggressive cow.
We've been away on holiday for a week, so I have been chilling on the sofa with the pushkin after getting home. All good until he exorcist-vomited onto me, the sofa and the dog. Welcome home, I guess?
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We've been away on holiday for a week, so I have been chilling on the sofa with the pushkin after getting home. All good until he exorcist-vomited onto me, the sofa and the dog. Welcome home, I guess?
Our goofy dog is absolute catnip to American tourists. We got stopped three times on a four mile walk, and he basked in their adoration.
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Our goofy dog is absolute catnip to American tourists. We got stopped three times on a four mile walk, and he basked in their adoration.
One of my favourite Far Side cartoons. RIP Jane.
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
One of my favourite Far Side cartoons. RIP Jane.
The demons, being adorable.
September 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The demons, being adorable.
The obligate carnivore Houdini has returned from his jaunt and eaten half my pasta salad. Bastard. Glad he's back, though.
September 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The obligate carnivore Houdini has returned from his jaunt and eaten half my pasta salad. Bastard. Glad he's back, though.
Same, m'lovely. Our immediate lives deserve the most focus. Everything else has to be on the back-foot.
Our elderly cat is looking frail at the moment, so I'm at my limit.
Our elderly cat is looking frail at the moment, so I'm at my limit.
September 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Same, m'lovely. Our immediate lives deserve the most focus. Everything else has to be on the back-foot.
Our elderly cat is looking frail at the moment, so I'm at my limit.
Our elderly cat is looking frail at the moment, so I'm at my limit.
I was having the worst of bad days, but then I was reminded this eejit got to live with us.
September 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I was having the worst of bad days, but then I was reminded this eejit got to live with us.
In case you didn't get the screenshot
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In case you didn't get the screenshot
My very elderly boy. He's my first tiny thing, and I worry about him every day, especially when he dashes outside.
September 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My very elderly boy. He's my first tiny thing, and I worry about him every day, especially when he dashes outside.
These are articles published at the time.
September 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
These are articles published at the time.
I've made a delicious sandwich, which I intend to eat after I finish my glass of wine. This has driven the dog so insane that I just said "I am not prepared to negotiate on this matter" to him. So apparently we're both insane.
September 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've made a delicious sandwich, which I intend to eat after I finish my glass of wine. This has driven the dog so insane that I just said "I am not prepared to negotiate on this matter" to him. So apparently we're both insane.
