Don’t think we aren’t noticing you trying to pass off old, funny tweets as your own original thoughts
February 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Don’t think we aren’t noticing you trying to pass off old, funny tweets as your own original thoughts
There’s not going to be a pride month you stupid slut
February 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There’s not going to be a pride month you stupid slut
Hey! Non elected, non background-checked individuals have infiltrated our treasury department. This should alarm you!
February 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hey! Non elected, non background-checked individuals have infiltrated our treasury department. This should alarm you!
Bitches be like “I know a place” and it’s just somewhere I go when I need to remember your face 🙄
February 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bitches be like “I know a place” and it’s just somewhere I go when I need to remember your face 🙄
Instagram KNOWS how deeply I am invested in the Normal People tv series on Hulu
February 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Instagram KNOWS how deeply I am invested in the Normal People tv series on Hulu
Counting down the minutes until it is an acceptable time to eat my leftover burrito from last night
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Counting down the minutes until it is an acceptable time to eat my leftover burrito from last night
know it’s for the better
January 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
know it’s for the better
Should have let it stay buried!
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Should have let it stay buried!
Reposted by Bambina
This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
Reposted by Bambina
Bring back buzzfeed quizzes. The children yearn for self-discovery
January 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bring back buzzfeed quizzes. The children yearn for self-discovery
a complete unknown snubbed
January 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a complete unknown snubbed
Big Bob Dylan fan now
January 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Big Bob Dylan fan now
I can’t believe I’m going to have a kindergartner this year wow
January 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I can’t believe I’m going to have a kindergartner this year wow
Hey so nobody warned me that Gilmore Girls was going to fuck me up so badly
December 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Hey so nobody warned me that Gilmore Girls was going to fuck me up so badly
Little awkward when your poly friend tells you they got dumped and doesn’t say by who
December 27, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Little awkward when your poly friend tells you they got dumped and doesn’t say by who
We just don’t care about breaking world records like we used to
December 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
We just don’t care about breaking world records like we used to
Having to work the day after Christmas should be a federal crime
December 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Having to work the day after Christmas should be a federal crime
A man? Are we serious?
December 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
A man? Are we serious?
Data strike tomorrow queen?
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Data strike tomorrow queen?
So SZA released everything except the Open Arms solo version LOL OK
December 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
So SZA released everything except the Open Arms solo version LOL OK
My husband and four-year-old fell asleep on the couch… I had every intention of bringing them upstairs to bed, but this empty bed was calling my name. I left the Christmas tree lights on for them tho. Now for the baby to just stay asleep 🤞🏻
December 21, 2024 at 4:25 AM
My husband and four-year-old fell asleep on the couch… I had every intention of bringing them upstairs to bed, but this empty bed was calling my name. I left the Christmas tree lights on for them tho. Now for the baby to just stay asleep 🤞🏻