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aiyu injecting you with heroin so you can cross over that great divide...
before you leave the hospital with your kid you should be subjected to an NKVD style interview. if you know what einkorn is those kids are the governments now.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
before you leave the hospital with your kid you should be subjected to an NKVD style interview. if you know what einkorn is those kids are the governments now.
going insane from a post about some woman who got a book deal at 20 with a real publishing house for her fanfic plastered on top of real crimes against humanity book. being rich must be crazy man.
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
going insane from a post about some woman who got a book deal at 20 with a real publishing house for her fanfic plastered on top of real crimes against humanity book. being rich must be crazy man.
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I can never go one thanksgiving without thinking of the moment where Bob Belcher became a bumbling bisexual mess #SloppyBear
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I can never go one thanksgiving without thinking of the moment where Bob Belcher became a bumbling bisexual mess #SloppyBear
all the UIs are still complete dogshit but they have 0 charm or aesthetic value so honestly that.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
all the UIs are still complete dogshit but they have 0 charm or aesthetic value so honestly that.
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Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just learned that Tommy Tallarico is now quietly starting to go by the name Sammy Salazar, and honestly, has anyone ever done a number on someone on the scale hbomb did on this dude? just legendary
if you read it with the voice and cadence of e.g dennis trying to read charlie's election manifesto or dee reading mac's letter to chase utley it's pretty funny.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
if you read it with the voice and cadence of e.g dennis trying to read charlie's election manifesto or dee reading mac's letter to chase utley it's pretty funny.
how'd he die. wait don't tell me
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
how'd he die. wait don't tell me
elizabeth holmes was kinda hot until she sent sunny balwani that text like "you are breeze in the desert. meant to be together tiger"
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
elizabeth holmes was kinda hot until she sent sunny balwani that text like "you are breeze in the desert. meant to be together tiger"
real underrated detail in the biden cornpop story is the mechanic being called "bill wright mouse"
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
real underrated detail in the biden cornpop story is the mechanic being called "bill wright mouse"
does the guy who designed captain amelia in treasure planet know what he did to a generation
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
does the guy who designed captain amelia in treasure planet know what he did to a generation
denzel washington if he was a luxury ocean liner in 1912: I was sunk. I'm still sunk.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
denzel washington if he was a luxury ocean liner in 1912: I was sunk. I'm still sunk.
was he cancelled again and i missed it or what. he already did this.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
was he cancelled again and i missed it or what. he already did this.
i think it's cool that 8 - 10 episodes of tv somehow costs 300 million dollars to make and it's never looked worse.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
i think it's cool that 8 - 10 episodes of tv somehow costs 300 million dollars to make and it's never looked worse.
i just think if you like wicked you're too gay, y'know. like it would be justified to take it down a notch here.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
i just think if you like wicked you're too gay, y'know. like it would be justified to take it down a notch here.
is there a character with greater pay off than pete campbell. even when you rewatch he's still such a tough cunt to like for ages but it's always worth it
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
is there a character with greater pay off than pete campbell. even when you rewatch he's still such a tough cunt to like for ages but it's always worth it
real credit to john carroll lynch that his scenes in the pretty bad zodiac with a scene partner of mark ruffalo are still pretty compelling
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
real credit to john carroll lynch that his scenes in the pretty bad zodiac with a scene partner of mark ruffalo are still pretty compelling
had to read brba brained takes on pluribus and want to throw up
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
had to read brba brained takes on pluribus and want to throw up
alternative universe where denzel washington plays philomena cunk: I was Cunk. I'm Cunk right now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
alternative universe where denzel washington plays philomena cunk: I was Cunk. I'm Cunk right now.
i love any time supersize me is brought up because everything else aside like 3 days into that his girlfriend is staring into the camera going "yeah he can't get it up anymore" lmao
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i love any time supersize me is brought up because everything else aside like 3 days into that his girlfriend is staring into the camera going "yeah he can't get it up anymore" lmao
thanksgiving is the best american holiday only because of the PSAs firefighters put out about deep frying turkeys where they burn shit down to get their point across.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
thanksgiving is the best american holiday only because of the PSAs firefighters put out about deep frying turkeys where they burn shit down to get their point across.
stuff a turkey? i'm too busy stuffing your mum.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
stuff a turkey? i'm too busy stuffing your mum.
has anyone in the automotive industry thought about making a car that looks good again. they can have that one for free.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
has anyone in the automotive industry thought about making a car that looks good again. they can have that one for free.
checking in on hoi5 to see they've added... coal. these guys are fucking done man.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
checking in on hoi5 to see they've added... coal. these guys are fucking done man.
with lee byung-hun's role in no other choice it got my wondering if people in korea are still lee santa posting or if they're past it
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
with lee byung-hun's role in no other choice it got my wondering if people in korea are still lee santa posting or if they're past it
i just think it's so fucking cool how silicon valley spent over a decade building ways for humans to alienate each other then got tired of it and decided an LLM should do it instead
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i just think it's so fucking cool how silicon valley spent over a decade building ways for humans to alienate each other then got tired of it and decided an LLM should do it instead