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carmine leguzio
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every parade has the right to exist
When I quit, the owner slapped me
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the bene gesserit work ethic and the spirit of space feudalism
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
what am i cooking
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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hegseth nakedly holding a guy who reports to him up like a human shield while blustering that he has his back might genuinely be one of the most rank acts of cowardice ive seen in a while. and in a nation full of cowards that's really saying something
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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The moment an Israeli missile hit a tent in Gaza was caught on camera when a Palestinian girl filmed herself showing her hair clips.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936

Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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If a student’s reaction to assigned material is “I reject the assigned material outright as a matter of personal belief,” the response should be “we respect your beliefs so much that we’re unenrolling you from this class to make room for a student interested in engaging with the subject.”
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the podcast about list bit where they say osha stands for "oh shit he anjured" is one of the best jokes of all time
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
watching through house - great show but this hospital is staffed with bumbling incompetents lmao
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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linkedin job history

Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Pretty disgusting when people interpret history to mean I can’t murder unlimited children
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.

barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Is this good?
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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“Men are in trouble. Unchallenged private sphere domination over women and children is a solution.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
every time i see someone tweet about mohammed bin salman (mbs) i think theyre talking about mortgage backed securities at first and get confused
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Next step: reclaim public education as a right.
In a massive backlash against MAGA fascism, Democrats have now swept school board elections in Pennsylvania, Texas and Ohio and defeating all terrorist Moms For Liberty candidates in the process. Much more of this please, we have a democracy to rescue. 💙👊
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM