I have several dear friends who are trans members of the Northwestern community and holy fuck do I feel terrible for them right now.

afternoon egg bowl and night time hat game is extremely fucked up

"Deport all cops to Venezuela" is one way to deal with the prison abolition question, I suppose.

two weeks ago! everyone saw it.

great question!

hurts seemed legit surprised that someone was right there in his lap

Anyway every post-Daley mayor Chicago’s had responds to people having a good time in a public space with the desire either for cops, a curfew, or an exorbitant admission fee.

Just get Mr. Heatmiser walking around Daley Plaza, that'll keep people moving!

that's why they never let him steer

Collective punishment is forbidden by the Geneva Convention, but municipal governments have no problem making life worse for everyone because they cannot fathom improving things for someone who doesn't have their ear 24/7

And the only reason that a cop-based economy is required to respond to any situation where a person with a line to a newspaper editor has a panic attack is because providing basic social services to anyone who isn't a shoot-and-cry cop is either unrealistic or just communism.

cockney herky is certainly something to behold

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lol

how are you going to be on anyone's all-time list when you were never the best player on your own team?

that's beautiful, man

hey thanks for writing this year’s pre-meal prayer. helps a lot.