austin
@bainard.bsky.social
jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
thank you but also what the fuck is this shit
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
thank you but also what the fuck is this shit
9-14 on 3rd down while getting 5 turnovers is fucking malpactice
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
9-14 on 3rd down while getting 5 turnovers is fucking malpactice
are you kidding me bro
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
are you kidding me bro
rich donors who fly first class but don’t have private jets saw this or something like this and got spooked
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
rich donors who fly first class but don’t have private jets saw this or something like this and got spooked
Good gravy, this looks even worse up close.
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Good gravy, this looks even worse up close.
getting ready to leave every day this week:
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
getting ready to leave every day this week:
oh this is gonna be a reaction post for years going forward
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
oh this is gonna be a reaction post for years going forward
this is called “retiring”, you’re retiring.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
this is called “retiring”, you’re retiring.
if you can’t learn the right lesson from this i dunno what to tell you
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
if you can’t learn the right lesson from this i dunno what to tell you
"How many tea services can you do?"
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"How many tea services can you do?"
When you're confident in your investigation >>>>
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When you're confident in your investigation >>>>
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this is the most @accidentalbron.bsky.social caption i’ve ever seen
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this is the most @accidentalbron.bsky.social caption i’ve ever seen
