The drag tree is in full Frankenfurter.

"Dressed" the skeleton for Halloween and Gomez (cat) enjoying the post-rain open window

Small window wasn't getting enough light for the plants in it, so put up some cheap mirror tiles down the sides, and now the plants are putting out new growth. #plantgay #plantdad

Spent more time than expected making moss poles for plants and being judged by the cat today.

My tattoo artist is amazing but he is responsible for making me FAR more extroverted than I ever planned on being. Like going to the store just now took way longer because of the random conversations & we are only 1/2 done with my left sleeve.
Tim @ Exquisite Corpse Tattoo & Hair Studio. 🤘🖤🤘

New home-office plant stand situation assembled with part of my giant spider plant thinned out and repotted.

My Philodendron tortum that I named Delia Deetz is blooming. #plantgay #plantdad #Philodendrontortum

Finally remembering to feed the minions before I go to bed. It was only a couple days late, they are fine. #carnivorousplants #plantdad #plantgay

💅🔫&🤏🍆🤣

If you won a giftcard to the plant store, then it doesn't count... 😁🤣🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

New pot who dis?
#thaiconstellation #monstera #gothgardner #plantgay #wngd

It's giving: the photos of ducks and turtles we saw as kids that make us cut apart 6-pack plastic. That root is getting choked out in a 50 shades of Criminal Minds way #repotting #thaiconstellation her safe word is "damn bitch, stop. Tha hell?"

The best part of waking up, is bitch go zoom in your cup.

It was a need... for reasons. It's the only funko I've ever purchased.
#plantgay #plantdad #poisonivy #helliammothernature #pride2025

Succulent blooms and monstera baby-leaf! Guest appearance by Fern Mayo, the fern pot in the background that is inexplicably yt. #plantdad #thaiconstellation

I guess I finally joined the monstera cult lol one of us, one of us...

The horrors persistent, but tattoo day is always a good day. #ExquisiteCorpseTattoo&HairStudio

The realization that today was in fact, not Friday

I have become Gomez's teddy bear.