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Matt Bryant
@badrobotbrain.bsky.social
Nebraska based Artist, Illustrator, Designer, Developer, and Tacotarian.

Purveyor of fine goods at https://goodtimeseod.threadless.com
Hey JD, they are not KIDS. These people are full-grown adults. Adults vying for political power. Adults who will turn their vile beliefs into policy if they ever get the kind of control they so desperately want.
Yes, Nazi kids.
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Rainy days are perfect for enjoying a damn fine cup of coffee.

Also, there’s a sale going on in my shop. You should probably treat yourself to a wicked cool new t-shirt.

goodtimeseod.threadless.com/designs/cthu...
October 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Saturday Art Share
October 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This looks like something I would have designed in 5th grade after buying my first Punisher comic. Why are there so many man-babies throughout the highest levels of our government?
reddit occupied government
October 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Funny that @moreperfectunion.bsky.social came out with this. We were just discussing how terrible tech-centric learning is for our son. We’ve seen this directly since he entered middle school and started a curriculum the revolves around doing everything on a Chromebook.

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How Big Tech Uses YOUR Kids’ Classrooms To Sell THEIR Products
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Art vs Artist 🖤
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Do yourself a favor and check out Revocation's video for Dystopian Vermin. Then pick up their new album 'New Gods, New Masters' from @metalbladerecords.bsky.social

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Revocation - Dystopian Vermin (Official Video)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by Matt Bryant
✨Happy Rapture Day, SINNERS!✨
If you’re reading this, congrats, you didn’t make the cut.
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Matt Bryant
I have never met anyone in real life who is 1/10th as concerned about trans people existing in public spaces as the media and politicians are. Most people, and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible, truly don't give a shit. You learn someone's pronouns and you go on with your life.
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
There is a special place in hell for flippers who reglaze paned windows with silicone caulk 🤬
September 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Labor Day sale on my @threadless.bsky.social shop will continue until 5pm CDT tomorrow, 9/9. It's a great time to pick up my latest design, Keep on Shuck'n. Perfect for those who love wearing red and eating corn.

goodtimeseod.threadless.com/designs/keep...
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have a new design for my fellow midwesterners on my @threadless.bsky.social shop. 'Keep on Shuck'n' comes in two flavors, Nostalgic Halftones and Face-Melting Full-Color.

goodtimeseod.threadless.com
September 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Artists, quote with your yellow art
August 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh great… our natural gas provider, Black Hills Energy, is merging with NorthWestern Energy who I recognized from recently being featured in a @moreperfectunion.bsky.social video on why utility bills are so high.

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How Investors Are Getting Rich Off Of This Montana Town
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The decline of Gundam has less to do with kids playing video games and more that outside of cool looking giant robots fighting, the plot of the Gundam anime revolves around mopey emo teens that kids don't enjoy watching.
August 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm always delighted when someone buys a shirt off my @threadless.bsky.social shop. I'm doubly amused that "Certified Fun Hater" is my #1 seller.

goodtimeseod.threadless.com/designs/fun-...
Fun Hater Men's T-Shirt | Good Times for the End of Days
Fun Hater on Men's T-Shirt – Show your true colors and let everyone know that you are in no way in the the mood for fun.
goodtimeseod.threadless.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I can't wait for @lordsofacid.bsky.social to release a track inspired by this.
Originally published in German in the 1830s, Dr. Julius Rosenbaum's The Plague of Lust is a 650-page philological foray into sexuality in ancient Greece and Rome: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-plague-of-lust
August 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It'd be fine by me if all they stocked were various sizes of the Billy Bookcase. My kid's Lego collection is out of hand.
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Scary stuff from the guy who sat in an EV and proclaimed, "EVERYTHING'S COMPUTERS"
July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That is the face of a man trying to look calm and collected when he clearly knows he done f'ed up.

but probably not, since these hucksters tend to be oblivious to the harm their technology unleashes on society.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 22
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says the world may be on the precipice of a "fraud crisis" because of how artificial intelligence could enable bad actors to impersonate other people.

Read more: cnn.it/3GVwPg7
July 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Taking a quick break from an incredibly boring copy/paste project hellscape of my own making to ask an important question…

Should I plaster this decaying lech onto some merch in my @threadless.bsky.social shop?
July 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There's a $12 t-shirt sale running on my @threadless.bsky.social shop now through this weekend. Find these and more tasty designs at goodtimeseod.threadless.com

#BlueskyNightMarket
July 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I always feel a bit sad when I learn that a friend is gluten intolerant. So many things that make life enjoyable are chock full of gluten. Pizza, pasta, hoagies, cookies, and pastries. So many good things.
July 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The only reason profits from music should be used to develop deadly robots is if we are at war with the vampire nation and want to dispose of the blood suckers in the most gnarly way possible.
July 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Of course there are people out there trying to privatize weather forecasting 🤦‍♂️

Real talk: When has privatizing services that benefit the public ever turned out good for everyone and not just the shareholders getting fat off public money?

I’d honestly like to know.
As Trump slashes NOAA and the National Weather Service, several of his appointees — including Howard Lutnick — have close financial ties to companies that would profit from privatizing weather forecasting.

Everything is for sale.
As Trump slashed weather agency, his appointees have ties to companies that stand to benefit from privatizing forecasts
Companies poised to step into the void have ties to those tapped by President Donald Trump to run agencies that collect
www.pbs.org
July 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM