3k words and silcos mouth has not yet made contact with vanders titty

LMAO their kneecaps can stay but i appreciate the thought

disorganizes my own thread. jayce as (nominally) an advisor to the kirramans but is mostly expected to jump when they say jump. wait not in that way. anyway i think he and viktor first meet at cross purposes and come up with a new answer together. and the brotherhood is like 😬 cool dont do it again

oh wait also. jayce ends up on the outs with the brotherhood of sorcerers or kicked out completely for doing necromancyyyy and they try to say either he or viktor was turned evil.

spins in circles. something something destiny something something viktor. this au is better left in someone elses hands but the themes are THERE theyre either meant to be together or destiny wants them apart and they tell it to fuck off.

👏👏👏 Can We Get An Enhance On The Turgidity Of His Nips

also he MUST wear something pretty so silco can play with his titties. who said that

itll be like that gif from airplane but its the Motorboating Vander line

type of guy who goes home & models it in fantasy blender

so. choices are:
1) fade to black? somehow??
2) figure it out
3) Pussy Machine Broke

infinite iterations of him all jorkin it vigorously. who could possibly hope to keep up.

raises hand. would u object to someone writing fic.