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vanders bazoinkas. siri send post
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
what if i dont sleep until i finish this fic. literally i will not rest until vanders titties get sucked
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i have to say. getting an "i miss you" message from my ex was not on my bingo card for today.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
listen. jayvik witcher au viktor is a witcher jayce is a sorcerer it works it works. viktor leans a wee bit more mh, he goes hog wild with mutagens and half his hair turns white. jayce is a nerd about magic but is embroiled in the sociopolitical whims of the kingdoms. im cooking. im cooking.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
does a kickflip. and what if bottomvander. and silco being absolutely besotted down horrendous style.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Hey let's not turn Jayce into a racial stereotype for your Stillwater Prison Jayce AU
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lets all hold hands & imagine vander being so so so babygorl
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
vander needs to be motorboated and god help anyone who cuts silco in line
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
writing some vander titty indulgence inspired by/jumping off of one of @popskull.buzz's drawings teehee
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
puts my head in my hands. realizing extremely belatedly that i have no idea how to write a character nutting.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
do u ever just. lays on the floor. the concept of vanco. theyre just. theyre so.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
falls to my knees sobbing. i couldve been based rat
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
hmmm maybe i should keep working on my Jayce Gets Tried In Zaun fic..................
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
oh also ive said this before but vander and silco could absolutely do henry and eleanor the lion in winter. can u imagine.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
once again. i am making u look at him
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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my babeygirl my ANGLE #vander
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
my babeygirl my ANGLE #vander
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
beuatoiful princess
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
would vanders titties swing while he gets fucked. discuss.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i think 2x07 silco stress bakes and hes dogshit at it. powder's whacking two cookies together like "wow u really outdid urself, i cant even tell what these were supposed to be" meanwhile silco is at the kitchen table with his head in his hands, oven mitts still on like "theyre. macarons."
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
you would not believe the series of mental leaps i took over the course of about 2 seconds to justify singed/benzo as a pairing maybe this is why im unmedicated
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
slams the brakes and does a cool spin. romantasy author silco x his regular-ass man neighbor vander
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
bottom vander appeared to me in the space between wakefulness and sleep and yoinked me right out of artblock. #vanco #zaundads
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i do think vander would need reading glasses (vanco both would lbr) and he would forget theyre on his face and get them stuck in his shirt while hes taking it off. if u give him a sexy trait u have to balance it w something stupid as hell
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
gotta say i appreciate reading fics where characters Want to be on meds or transition or whatever but for some external reason cant. it sucks ass to experience and when i read about characters in that same boat it feels less like everyones progressing without me and im the one person left behind.
October 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM