I'll message you a new record you'll like

I can't wait for all the likes and reposts for this series of "musings" which will unite all in fevered head-nodding

British supermarket shoppers of a certain age had their expectations warped by the price wars of the mid-1990s, where the cuts were so generous that Arkwright's inflated prices in the contemporaneously repeated 1985 series of Open All Hours seemed about right, if not borderline "heavy with the pen".

I assume the contemporary prices of 1980s Christmas favourites are being subsided by price rises in the chocolate and chilled fruit juice aisles, where I often see my fellow shoppers in a dead faint.

This is something else, Sean! Can't wait to get it.

It's exactly as it should be, good in every way.

Karl this is stellar

The more you say his name, the more I'm getting that "Bad Guy" feeling!

Fantastic!

Not I

It's a hard "maybe"

I'm ready to bring Lottie Pierrot and Shauna Bigbottom into the world

I hate AI too but I never get these sorts of results. This is disappointingly accurate.

James you never let us down

"It looks like you're making a Powerpoint presentation but every cell in your body has been replaced since the last one I made", the sweet words I long to hear from our sentient paperclip friend

I tried to tell a younger friend about Gloy the other day and he didn't believe me. I'm heading for London (Bostik country as we call it).

I'm going to open with how you spent a year solving crimes from a hot air balloon, dropping sandbags on criminals as they tried to flee.