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Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
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Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time.
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He was too busy in the Dreamboys.
Peter Capaldi and Craig Ferguson in their band Dreamboys in the 70s.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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A peace has been brokered.
Both of my tabby cats, lying in front of the fire.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Either the fire has gone out or the lap has not been fully foresaken.
The big tabby is sat on my lap. I am now in bed.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Shift change
Our other cat now sits in front of the fire.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Fire season is upon us and I have lost my lap buddy to the cause.
A large tabby cat lies sparked out in front of a wood burning stove.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The follow up is a banger.
Screenshot of the follow up to the one like = one clove of garlic skeet. It reads 'this cranberry sauce is gonna taste like shit'.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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From the wiki entry
Several critics compared it to the work of Prince, while Monáe herself had stated that Prince helped create sounds for the album, including for "Make Me Feel".
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Dennis and Margaret Thatcher
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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New Bike Build Day!

Got out for a very short test run today. Hopefully a shakedown ride tomorrow if the weather's good.

Woohoo!
A black bike with titanium forks and handlebars leans against a stone wall. It has enormous fat tyres and a mid drive motor and a battery. For winter off-road fun.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Rutger Hauer in the 'Tears in rain' scene at the end of Bladerunner (1982). His face bloody and the rain pouring down.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Did you see what happened to Hoggle? This is definitely more RFK.
Hoggle's puppet that was found in a bag in left luggage years later. His flesh has rotten away and you can see some of his animatronic parts under his flesh. It's pretty grim.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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We are reaching 'hey guys check this out' inception.
Screenshot of a post from the hey guys check this out feed showing DJ Particle screenshot ring Katie Tightpussy reskeeting Becca's original hey guys check this out skeet about the Amtrak Clocker train. It's hey guys check this out all the way down.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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🎶I ride around town on my low rider bicycle🎶
The Beastie Boys stood with their bikes. Mike D is leaning over his low rider bike.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

(Mandatory C5 Post)
Me, in shorts and a tee shirt with my eyes blacked out, aboard my Sinclair C5 e-trike.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Bernie Sanders 'I am once again asking' meme but the question is 'Why are men?'
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Station 🚄 Bridge 🚄 Station

(Through a dirty window)
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Nice view from the train.
#Edinburgh
#Fife
#Photography
A Fife beach at sunset, somewhere between Kirkcaldy and Burntisland. The sun is just disappearing on the horizon. The deep orange sky reflected on the shallow water on the shore. #Scotland #Photography.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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In my happy place.
Screen One of the Filmhouse Cinema, Edinburgh, covered by a well lit red curtain. The front row of seats and the arched roof are just visible. We are about to watch the 70mm print of One Battle After Another (2025).
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I just went to watch it and my laptop froze. I am afraid it has done you no favours!
Picture of my frozen laptop screen. The presenter has his eyes closed and mouth half open. It is not a flattering picture.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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There's a Taj Mahal near Thurso Jim. Maybe you and Siôn could do a Nano Land's End to John O'Groats only dining at Taj Mahal restaurants!
Map of the far north of Scotland showing the Taj Mahal in Castletown.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Good Moaning
Photo of the pre-sunrise clouds, looking east from Ingliston tram stop. The overhead lines, pylons, and track are silhouetted in the foreground.
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Taps the sign:
Bernie Sanders 'I am once again asking' meme. It just says 'Why are men?'. Eternal question.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Mamdani meme but it reads: SICKOS FOR YES... HA HA HA... YES! .
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Was it?
Cover art of Ladyhawke (1985)
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Something tells me Lily Allen could have played a bigger venue...
Screenshot of the queue I am in for the Lily Allen gig in Glasgow in March. I am 5866th in the queue. The venue seats 2000 people...
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM