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Mycelial Ghoul
@backwoodsfairy.bsky.social
I see the future. We all end up dead.

Neurodivergent | Community Herbalist | Any pronouns | no medical advice | might help ID plants (just ask) cosmo student ✂️💅🏼 $mycelialgurl
I have to make a choice and all the options are shit.
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For best results, don’t argue with the artwork.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s gonna be a good day because I said so
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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millenials are doomed to forever be the only generation to know how to use the computer properly
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I keep getting this card which correlates to the ace of swords. I don’t always appreciate a reoccurring card but Ace of Chomper paw? Ok
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I am highkey flowing with the Dao if you even care
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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They should replace the nfl pro bowl with a game where the best cat team players are against the best bird team players
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Happy birthday to Tom Waits, my favorite living musician.

To celebrate, comment with your favorite Tom Waits lyric.

I'm going with "I don't have a husband / he don't play the trombone," from "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis," the only holiday music allowed in this house.
Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis
YouTube video by Tom Waits - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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can't stand listening to business bros talking in their made up language
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My cat is in heat and absolutely insane. Gonna get her sorted out Monday but ok girl me too.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My feeds are all emotionally damaging me right now because it’s December and the internet knows my core wounds.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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when my wife was 9 months pregnant we were at union station waiting for the train that was running late and she laid her head on my shoulder and closed her eyes and a cop appeared out of nowhere and said she has to wake up or she’ll be arrested for trespassing
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
There’s truly a santigold album for every season.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I wish I could unplug my nervous system and reset it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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This didn't age well 😔 RIP David Lynch u would have loved being my fourth husband
Nbd js both me and David Lynch are recently divorced, again, and I'd be willing to try marrying another man ONE MORE TIME in this case, if anyone can get me in touch with him that'd be great
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I need different glasses these are bugging me now
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
my insecurities are the real mind virus
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The elf ears stay on during sex.
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
a thing I was agonizing over is no longer bothering me please clap
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m a message un sender. You just have to catch me if you can.
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I love how calm she is.
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Let her live.
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM