Pudge
@babypudge.bsky.social
Hopelessly Boyish | Lifestyle ABDL | LA-Based | Mickey Mouse Superfan | Biromantic-Asexual/Babycuck/Sub | Infrequent Sissy | Available for Adoption | 18+ Account - He/Him - Side Account: @pudgeafterdark.bsky.social
“Boys don’t wear pink!”
“Okay, two questions: Is Piglet a boy? Do boys wear camouflage?”
“Umm…yes?”
“Good, now let’s get you dressed for naptime.”
Laying in your crib, hearing the muffled giggles as the mailman scans dozens of packages, you realize that this is only the first step of their plan.
“Okay, two questions: Is Piglet a boy? Do boys wear camouflage?”
“Umm…yes?”
“Good, now let’s get you dressed for naptime.”
Laying in your crib, hearing the muffled giggles as the mailman scans dozens of packages, you realize that this is only the first step of their plan.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Boys don’t wear pink!”
“Okay, two questions: Is Piglet a boy? Do boys wear camouflage?”
“Umm…yes?”
“Good, now let’s get you dressed for naptime.”
Laying in your crib, hearing the muffled giggles as the mailman scans dozens of packages, you realize that this is only the first step of their plan.
“Okay, two questions: Is Piglet a boy? Do boys wear camouflage?”
“Umm…yes?”
“Good, now let’s get you dressed for naptime.”
Laying in your crib, hearing the muffled giggles as the mailman scans dozens of packages, you realize that this is only the first step of their plan.
I'd like to get out now...
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'd like to get out now...
You thought the voices coming down the hallway meant that you'd be getting released from your crib soon, until you recognized the sound of the adults fooling around & heading into their bedroom. Now, you just hope it doesn't take all afternoon & try to ignore the ceaseless thumping against the wall.
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You thought the voices coming down the hallway meant that you'd be getting released from your crib soon, until you recognized the sound of the adults fooling around & heading into their bedroom. Now, you just hope it doesn't take all afternoon & try to ignore the ceaseless thumping against the wall.
"No, no, no. I refuse to wear this in public. It's a fun idea but it's just too embarrassing. Can we please take it off?”
"Sure thing, sugarplum, let me fix that for you…"
"There we go, no more need for embarrassment! Now let's get you strapped into your carseat before the farmer's market closes!”
"Sure thing, sugarplum, let me fix that for you…"
"There we go, no more need for embarrassment! Now let's get you strapped into your carseat before the farmer's market closes!”
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"No, no, no. I refuse to wear this in public. It's a fun idea but it's just too embarrassing. Can we please take it off?”
"Sure thing, sugarplum, let me fix that for you…"
"There we go, no more need for embarrassment! Now let's get you strapped into your carseat before the farmer's market closes!”
"Sure thing, sugarplum, let me fix that for you…"
"There we go, no more need for embarrassment! Now let's get you strapped into your carseat before the farmer's market closes!”
"C'mon champ, there's no reason to pout. I promised I'd get you a puppy if you agreed to walk it everyday, but I never said it'd be an actual dog. Now then, I think two more laps around the block should be enough to get your new "pet" familiar with his daily routine!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"C'mon champ, there's no reason to pout. I promised I'd get you a puppy if you agreed to walk it everyday, but I never said it'd be an actual dog. Now then, I think two more laps around the block should be enough to get your new "pet" familiar with his daily routine!"
The backlighting is almost too perfect in the first photo, kinda makes it look like I'm not actually there, but rest assured that this is a very real location - I have the grass-covered jelly shoes to prove it.
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The backlighting is almost too perfect in the first photo, kinda makes it look like I'm not actually there, but rest assured that this is a very real location - I have the grass-covered jelly shoes to prove it.
"Smiling causes wrinkles, so we try to keep our lil' sissy in a constant state of misfortune & humiliation. Based on his reaction to the sudden introduction of a weekly garden party with the ladies of the neighborhood, I don't think we'll need to worry about any pesky smile-lines developing soon!"
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Smiling causes wrinkles, so we try to keep our lil' sissy in a constant state of misfortune & humiliation. Based on his reaction to the sudden introduction of a weekly garden party with the ladies of the neighborhood, I don't think we'll need to worry about any pesky smile-lines developing soon!"
Another day, another diaper and another Disney jacket.
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Another day, another diaper and another Disney jacket.
"Daddy, are you sure it's supposed to rain today? Doesn't look like it."
"Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."
"Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Daddy, are you sure it's supposed to rain today? Doesn't look like it."
"Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."
"Buddy-boy, which one of us has a phone with a weather app, and which one of us has a phone that only calls Bluey, hmmm? Let's just wait for 20 more cars... errr, minutes to pass and if it's still dry, I'll just use the hose."
Naptime was when you accepted that The Regression Clinic was real and not just a prank, after suddenly blacking out at your wedding rehearsal. Poor lil’ baby, this was always your intended place in the family. Soon, you’ll make the cutest lil' ring-bearer at the REAL wedding for your new “parents.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Naptime was when you accepted that The Regression Clinic was real and not just a prank, after suddenly blacking out at your wedding rehearsal. Poor lil’ baby, this was always your intended place in the family. Soon, you’ll make the cutest lil' ring-bearer at the REAL wedding for your new “parents.”
"I know the transition into 24/7 babyhood isn't easy, but you’ve just got to accept that once I put you into the crib, that’s where you belong until I come back… even if you’ve severely “pooh”ed your Pampers. I'm going to sleep late tomorrow, but I trust you won't go anywhere... except your diaper."
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"I know the transition into 24/7 babyhood isn't easy, but you’ve just got to accept that once I put you into the crib, that’s where you belong until I come back… even if you’ve severely “pooh”ed your Pampers. I'm going to sleep late tomorrow, but I trust you won't go anywhere... except your diaper."
A buddy asked if I could fill in at his job - I'm not usually allowed to go out past dark, so I don't know much about being a "bouncer", but he said I just need to look tough. Tigger is the BEST bouncer I know, so I think I've got this! *Diapered lil' dork instantly shoved into the nearest trashcan*
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A buddy asked if I could fill in at his job - I'm not usually allowed to go out past dark, so I don't know much about being a "bouncer", but he said I just need to look tough. Tigger is the BEST bouncer I know, so I think I've got this! *Diapered lil' dork instantly shoved into the nearest trashcan*
I'm a tuff little Tigger-boy...until I get taken by the hand across the racetrack for a very pouty and public pit-stop on the restroom changing table. 🫣 On second thought, maybe I'm more of a Roo-boy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm a tuff little Tigger-boy...until I get taken by the hand across the racetrack for a very pouty and public pit-stop on the restroom changing table. 🫣 On second thought, maybe I'm more of a Roo-boy.
Being the backup driver for the Disney/Huggies sponsored NASCAR team seems like a great career move, until touring your new living quarters and being "suited up" for your first day of (un)training camp. Once the coaches are done, you'll make the perfect spokesman for their exciting new product line!
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Being the backup driver for the Disney/Huggies sponsored NASCAR team seems like a great career move, until touring your new living quarters and being "suited up" for your first day of (un)training camp. Once the coaches are done, you'll make the perfect spokesman for their exciting new product line!
Your partner sleeps around because you're "never in the mood”
“He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery)
“There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage)
“He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen)
“He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)
“He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery)
“There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage)
“He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen)
“He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Your partner sleeps around because you're "never in the mood”
“He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery)
“There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage)
“He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen)
“He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)
“He isn’t romantic in the bedroom" (You only sleep in the nursery)
“There’s never a bulge in his pants" (Thick diapers/small chastity cage)
“He refuses my sexual offers" (Because you only get to listen)
“He's seeing someone else" (Eeyore)
Final wardrobe change for the evening - this concludes Eeyore Appreciation Day (though I do have another Eeyore photo I shot with a caption story that I'll post tomorrow - I don't want to clog anyone's feed)
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Final wardrobe change for the evening - this concludes Eeyore Appreciation Day (though I do have another Eeyore photo I shot with a caption story that I'll post tomorrow - I don't want to clog anyone's feed)
Eeyore Appreciation Day afternoon outfit update.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Eeyore Appreciation Day afternoon outfit update.
"Thanks for noticing me."
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Thanks for noticing me."
Nope - equally grainy & yucky - but please enjoy!
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nope - equally grainy & yucky - but please enjoy!
"Daddy, this isn't what I meant when I asked if this costume came with matching bottoms!"
"Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"
"Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Daddy, this isn't what I meant when I asked if this costume came with matching bottoms!"
"Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"
"Oh, it does! But you'll need to use your spider-senses to figure out exactly where I dropped them off yesterday. That, or you'll just have to ask at every house - because we're not coming back without them!"
"The only way your getting the keys to that dress, or your cage, is by trading them for a pumpkin full of candy, so you'd better get out there and start ringing those doorbells, lil' Miss Mouse."
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"The only way your getting the keys to that dress, or your cage, is by trading them for a pumpkin full of candy, so you'd better get out there and start ringing those doorbells, lil' Miss Mouse."
Halloween tip: If the grown-ups tell you that you're going as "Everyone's favorite mouse." this year, I strongly recommend asking some follow-up questions.
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Halloween tip: If the grown-ups tell you that you're going as "Everyone's favorite mouse." this year, I strongly recommend asking some follow-up questions.
Left unsupervised, I can be a little stinker sometimes (no, not in that way... well, right now anyhow.) I'm just using this photo from an old story that's too long to post that I've decided to start a side account for anything outside my main photo/caption content: @pudgeafterdark.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Left unsupervised, I can be a little stinker sometimes (no, not in that way... well, right now anyhow.) I'm just using this photo from an old story that's too long to post that I've decided to start a side account for anything outside my main photo/caption content: @pudgeafterdark.bsky.social