Nick Lai
@azianperc.bsky.social
I'm here to make puns and like your adorable pet photos. Hopefully, you have plenty of pet photos, because I have plenty of puns. 🇨🇳🇨🇦🇺🇲 He/Him
All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
All thoughts and funny jokes my own (unless I stole the joke)
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Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
Why are things so expensive
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Why are things so expensive
Me: Oh I love puzzles! This sounds great!
Also me, trying to solve the riddle to join: I am an idiot I have never solved anything in my life I am incapable of intelligent thought
Also me, trying to solve the riddle to join: I am an idiot I have never solved anything in my life I am incapable of intelligent thought
We’re very excited to announce Thinky Dailies! 🎉 Follow our thinky friend on an adventure through handcrafted daily puzzles!
thinkygames.com/dail...
thinkygames.com/dail...
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: Oh I love puzzles! This sounds great!
Also me, trying to solve the riddle to join: I am an idiot I have never solved anything in my life I am incapable of intelligent thought
Also me, trying to solve the riddle to join: I am an idiot I have never solved anything in my life I am incapable of intelligent thought
They should give Skyburner's Oath catalyst the ability to charge up through kills to call down a Cabal Drop Pod
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They should give Skyburner's Oath catalyst the ability to charge up through kills to call down a Cabal Drop Pod
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Hello, hi. I am glad you like my content. However, I must insist that if you intend to watch the Harry Potter TV show, for whatever reason, you don't get to enjoy my content as well. Please unfollow.
If you value entertainment over the ruination of trans lives, you don't get to enjoy us.
If you value entertainment over the ruination of trans lives, you don't get to enjoy us.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hello, hi. I am glad you like my content. However, I must insist that if you intend to watch the Harry Potter TV show, for whatever reason, you don't get to enjoy my content as well. Please unfollow.
If you value entertainment over the ruination of trans lives, you don't get to enjoy us.
If you value entertainment over the ruination of trans lives, you don't get to enjoy us.
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Sorry for being gauche but if you want to get invested in media about witches that isn’t racist garbage that enables a transphobe, check out a game made by a majority of trans people including yours truly. Bonus it helps fund my hopeful escape from this hell.
Spirit Swap: Lofi Beats to Match-3 to is OUT NOW!
GO GO GO!
✨ store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/... ✨
GO GO GO!
✨ store.steampowered.com/app/1592170/... ✨
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sorry for being gauche but if you want to get invested in media about witches that isn’t racist garbage that enables a transphobe, check out a game made by a majority of trans people including yours truly. Bonus it helps fund my hopeful escape from this hell.
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
How your email finds me
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How your email finds me
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
I love when my Bracket City streak resets for no reason!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love when my Bracket City streak resets for no reason!!!
Got to get back
To the Outback
Kangaroo Jack
(G'day)
To the Outback
Kangaroo Jack
(G'day)
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Got to get back
To the Outback
Kangaroo Jack
(G'day)
To the Outback
Kangaroo Jack
(G'day)
Was looking for a crying emote for work, so I typed "sob." One of the results that came up was "sobusy," which I definitely did not read as "so busy" at first.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Was looking for a crying emote for work, so I typed "sob." One of the results that came up was "sobusy," which I definitely did not read as "so busy" at first.
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Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
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this is fucking insane
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
this is fucking insane
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For all the NYT is doing wrong (a lot), this is the brightest spot of real journalism I’ve seen from the outlet.
This is what every journo should be doing with Roblox and every other platform/company/exec with power.
Getting Baszucki to admit he wants kids gambling on his platform is ace work.
This is what every journo should be doing with Roblox and every other platform/company/exec with power.
Getting Baszucki to admit he wants kids gambling on his platform is ace work.
We asked Roblox's CEO about child safety on the platform. It got tense www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/p...
We Asked Roblox’s C.E.O. About Child Safety. It Got Tense.
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
For all the NYT is doing wrong (a lot), this is the brightest spot of real journalism I’ve seen from the outlet.
This is what every journo should be doing with Roblox and every other platform/company/exec with power.
Getting Baszucki to admit he wants kids gambling on his platform is ace work.
This is what every journo should be doing with Roblox and every other platform/company/exec with power.
Getting Baszucki to admit he wants kids gambling on his platform is ace work.
It'll just make it even funnier when we beat u[sic]ga
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It'll just make it even funnier when we beat u[sic]ga
Sure, Texas A&M is playing a lot better the second half. They might deserve to win if they keep it up.
But it'd also be *really* funny if they lost to 3-6 SCar
But it'd also be *really* funny if they lost to 3-6 SCar
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sure, Texas A&M is playing a lot better the second half. They might deserve to win if they keep it up.
But it'd also be *really* funny if they lost to 3-6 SCar
But it'd also be *really* funny if they lost to 3-6 SCar
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Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
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She will not make eye contact with me right now.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
She will not make eye contact with me right now.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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HEY! Dogpile is a part of the Steam Animal Fest!! 🐶🎉 Go play the demo!!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
HEY! Dogpile is a part of the Steam Animal Fest!! 🐶🎉 Go play the demo!!!
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.