Matthew Malenich
@axl-warpshaft.bsky.social
Writer, artist (on occasion), and Penguins fan. I make horrible things happen to imaginary people. Pro Oxford comma. Pro em dash.
I've been writing seriously since 2007, but only feel like I got a handle on things within the last few years. He/Him.
I've been writing seriously since 2007, but only feel like I got a handle on things within the last few years. He/Him.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Life... lemons... something... something.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Life... lemons... something... something.
Silovs is really good during regular play, but in shootouts Muse would be better off putting one of these in goal.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Silovs is really good during regular play, but in shootouts Muse would be better off putting one of these in goal.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
Can't draw it up any better than that. Not a great decision by the computer's defense to chase me into the corner on a 2-on-1, though.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can't draw it up any better than that. Not a great decision by the computer's defense to chase me into the corner on a 2-on-1, though.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Flyers
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
I still have one of these beauties. Haven't hooked it up in a long time, though. I hope it still works. Some old XBox models had some kind of diode issue or something like that.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I still have one of these beauties. Haven't hooked it up in a long time, though. I hope it still works. Some old XBox models had some kind of diode issue or something like that.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What's going on with these long bomb goals? I've seen more of these in a week than I did between 1995 and a week ago. I scored goals in three or four seconds there, too, which I don't think I'd ever done before.
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What's going on with these long bomb goals? I've seen more of these in a week than I did between 1995 and a week ago. I scored goals in three or four seconds there, too, which I don't think I'd ever done before.
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
*And that's Dmitri Kristich, not Ovie.
#NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Capitals #Washington
A still from one of animator Ethan Becker's videos.
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A still from one of animator Ethan Becker's videos.
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Well... you'll be needing a lot of these.
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Well... you'll be needing a lot of these.
Wasn't even trying to do that.
You can't stop Marc Bureau, you can only hope to contain him. 😆
#NHL #NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Tampa #Lightning
You can't stop Marc Bureau, you can only hope to contain him. 😆
#NHL #NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Tampa #Lightning
October 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wasn't even trying to do that.
You can't stop Marc Bureau, you can only hope to contain him. 😆
#NHL #NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Tampa #Lightning
You can't stop Marc Bureau, you can only hope to contain him. 😆
#NHL #NHL96 #SegaGenesis #Tampa #Lightning
Who's your favorite Jedi wrong answers only
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi wrong answers only
It's not too often a pre-season hockey game means anything, but it did tonight. It's the end of an era.
#Fleury #NHL #PittsburghPenguins #Penguins
#Fleury #NHL #PittsburghPenguins #Penguins
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's not too often a pre-season hockey game means anything, but it did tonight. It's the end of an era.
#Fleury #NHL #PittsburghPenguins #Penguins
#Fleury #NHL #PittsburghPenguins #Penguins
Just saw that goal Jarry gave up on the PP.
...soff
...soff
September 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just saw that goal Jarry gave up on the PP.
...soff
...soff