Decker
@axemonger.bsky.social
Imagine this but on whatever personification you attach to my posts
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Imagine this but on whatever personification you attach to my posts
“How do we render her ear?” We don’t, move on
You know the ear is there. This ain’t about her
You know the ear is there. This ain’t about her
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“How do we render her ear?” We don’t, move on
You know the ear is there. This ain’t about her
You know the ear is there. This ain’t about her
They really do have the green Peezos…
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They really do have the green Peezos…
A probability cloud of a creature
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A probability cloud of a creature
thinking of eggbug...
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
thinking of eggbug...
Taking things back into my own hands 😤
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Taking things back into my own hands 😤
something about this youtube thumbnail deeply bums me out
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
something about this youtube thumbnail deeply bums me out
Time to sooth my enfevered temperament the only way I know how these days: by opening a package from McMaster Carr
Spring washer time, baybee
Spring washer time, baybee
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Time to sooth my enfevered temperament the only way I know how these days: by opening a package from McMaster Carr
Spring washer time, baybee
Spring washer time, baybee
In the little setting with my little characters, I have this idea I can’t abate of the “protagonist” being the last of their kind
But it feels like that could never work. It’s too self important and an obvious pathos factory and
Oh wait, it can in fact be done well
But it feels like that could never work. It’s too self important and an obvious pathos factory and
Oh wait, it can in fact be done well
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In the little setting with my little characters, I have this idea I can’t abate of the “protagonist” being the last of their kind
But it feels like that could never work. It’s too self important and an obvious pathos factory and
Oh wait, it can in fact be done well
But it feels like that could never work. It’s too self important and an obvious pathos factory and
Oh wait, it can in fact be done well
When you’re right, you’re right
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When you’re right, you’re right
The cowardly straight writer: “if I put a Marquis de Sade reference in the background, people will know the dom is evil and think I’m clever 🫣”
The queer pornographer: “Here are the inspiring texts, you can probably still get off without them though.”
The queer pornographer: “Here are the inspiring texts, you can probably still get off without them though.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The cowardly straight writer: “if I put a Marquis de Sade reference in the background, people will know the dom is evil and think I’m clever 🫣”
The queer pornographer: “Here are the inspiring texts, you can probably still get off without them though.”
The queer pornographer: “Here are the inspiring texts, you can probably still get off without them though.”
What’s this one even supposed to do?
Wouldn’t it apply to every post until verified?
Wouldn’t it apply to every post until verified?
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What’s this one even supposed to do?
Wouldn’t it apply to every post until verified?
Wouldn’t it apply to every post until verified?
What flavor is your sona?
I used to think like somewhere between citric acid and styrene, but I’m quite taken with the idea that they go out of their way to sleep in cedar and end up infused with the scent
I used to think like somewhere between citric acid and styrene, but I’m quite taken with the idea that they go out of their way to sleep in cedar and end up infused with the scent
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What flavor is your sona?
I used to think like somewhere between citric acid and styrene, but I’m quite taken with the idea that they go out of their way to sleep in cedar and end up infused with the scent
I used to think like somewhere between citric acid and styrene, but I’m quite taken with the idea that they go out of their way to sleep in cedar and end up infused with the scent
The Mountain (Gorillaz album)
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Mountain (Gorillaz album)
Nick’s is more simple yet extreme. SOMETHING turned him from a lab rat into a hulking monster. So failed by others that the nihilism boils into irreverent violence. He doesn’t have “hang ups”, he’s been hurt so much that nothing holds him back
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Nick’s is more simple yet extreme. SOMETHING turned him from a lab rat into a hulking monster. So failed by others that the nihilism boils into irreverent violence. He doesn’t have “hang ups”, he’s been hurt so much that nothing holds him back
how dare you even suggest such a thing
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
how dare you even suggest such a thing
I didn’t realize he was also John, that’s so strange
And you’re right! Like they’re 13 and 13 year olds do swear, but it was so much. And not even in a way that was funny like the comic (see attached)
It feels like filler content to make the characters say more words without saying anything?
And you’re right! Like they’re 13 and 13 year olds do swear, but it was so much. And not even in a way that was funny like the comic (see attached)
It feels like filler content to make the characters say more words without saying anything?
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I didn’t realize he was also John, that’s so strange
And you’re right! Like they’re 13 and 13 year olds do swear, but it was so much. And not even in a way that was funny like the comic (see attached)
It feels like filler content to make the characters say more words without saying anything?
And you’re right! Like they’re 13 and 13 year olds do swear, but it was so much. And not even in a way that was funny like the comic (see attached)
It feels like filler content to make the characters say more words without saying anything?
LMAO i was just talking shit no way
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
LMAO i was just talking shit no way
Sir Mix-A-Lot was ahead of his time in countless ways, but if I may direct your attention to the last word of the intro of “Baby Got Back”
An intro which is often quoted, but not in its entirety
An intro which is often quoted, but not in its entirety
![Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oqqk6qakfwngjifgr4ii6jhv/bafkreiclaiqz2nt4kndzcjpjbg4pwjecjwwu2gcdyzzqozxdqtdim5y6xm@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Sir Mix-A-Lot was ahead of his time in countless ways, but if I may direct your attention to the last word of the intro of “Baby Got Back”
An intro which is often quoted, but not in its entirety
An intro which is often quoted, but not in its entirety
Dying how these two screenshots saved next to each other
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Dying how these two screenshots saved next to each other
It was like a cement dust coating everyone’s breath before ossifying into cultural paralysis
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It was like a cement dust coating everyone’s breath before ossifying into cultural paralysis
