Axelrex Angelfish
@axelrex.bsky.social
PhDs are punk. Art is rebellion. The world would prob be a better place if we all had to drop acid to become adults. Unapologetically irreverent and get my news from satirists
Would be sort of epic if it were a local owl trying to tell you to turn your lights off at night or something… like when you piss off crows they poop on your car… nature is lit
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Would be sort of epic if it were a local owl trying to tell you to turn your lights off at night or something… like when you piss off crows they poop on your car… nature is lit
“Gezellig” from Ted Lasso, not my command of Dutch! That picture is calling my soul.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Gezellig” from Ted Lasso, not my command of Dutch! That picture is calling my soul.
I hate them all. I don’t care who is on that list. The. Harder. They. Came. WHILE FUCKING CHILDREN. The. Harder. They. Fall.
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hate them all. I don’t care who is on that list. The. Harder. They. Came. WHILE FUCKING CHILDREN. The. Harder. They. Fall.
I really thought it was raping children…but here we are.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I really thought it was raping children…but here we are.
That’s the one….they look like they are all suffering from dementia…or ghouls. The only difference between Grainger and the rest of them is that Grainger worked from “home”…
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That’s the one….they look like they are all suffering from dementia…or ghouls. The only difference between Grainger and the rest of them is that Grainger worked from “home”…
Looks like she’s been sleeping in a water bed full of formaldehyde for a coooool minute now. Wasn’t this the republican who was found dead in a nursing home but still collecting a paycheck a while back?
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Looks like she’s been sleeping in a water bed full of formaldehyde for a coooool minute now. Wasn’t this the republican who was found dead in a nursing home but still collecting a paycheck a while back?
Glad to see he’s doing something decent…for once. No one will work with him in Hollywood for a number of very good reasons. Wonder what got into him.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Glad to see he’s doing something decent…for once. No one will work with him in Hollywood for a number of very good reasons. Wonder what got into him.
We know why…and the reason is the same as why these sick fucks signed up for the job in the first place. It wasn’t the money. It wasn’t even cosplaying some sick video game fantasy. It starts with an r and ends with Nuremberg 2.0.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
We know why…and the reason is the same as why these sick fucks signed up for the job in the first place. It wasn’t the money. It wasn’t even cosplaying some sick video game fantasy. It starts with an r and ends with Nuremberg 2.0.
At least it’s a start?? Although why this is coming before AI actually telling mentally unstable users to kill themselves, and how and when and why, is…well…sick.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
At least it’s a start?? Although why this is coming before AI actually telling mentally unstable users to kill themselves, and how and when and why, is…well…sick.
The US created Israel AND funds it. So, yeah, we are right back to the US.
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The US created Israel AND funds it. So, yeah, we are right back to the US.
Fuck the Cheneys…all of them….then and now but also only for forever.
And honestly, fuck Harris too for that repulsive message about mourning with the family. A true democratic “moderate”… just the new word for “they who lie down for fascists.”
And honestly, fuck Harris too for that repulsive message about mourning with the family. A true democratic “moderate”… just the new word for “they who lie down for fascists.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fuck the Cheneys…all of them….then and now but also only for forever.
And honestly, fuck Harris too for that repulsive message about mourning with the family. A true democratic “moderate”… just the new word for “they who lie down for fascists.”
And honestly, fuck Harris too for that repulsive message about mourning with the family. A true democratic “moderate”… just the new word for “they who lie down for fascists.”
We wouldn’t want to ruin the life of such a promising young man…all he did was fuck our country, and I mean…look at what Lady Liberty was wearing…America was asking for it.
(I would say this is satire but I don’t think I understand the meaning of it anymore)
(I would say this is satire but I don’t think I understand the meaning of it anymore)
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We wouldn’t want to ruin the life of such a promising young man…all he did was fuck our country, and I mean…look at what Lady Liberty was wearing…America was asking for it.
(I would say this is satire but I don’t think I understand the meaning of it anymore)
(I would say this is satire but I don’t think I understand the meaning of it anymore)
Response from Siri to everything: i will now play a selection of your music from when you were 20 at varying decibels and it will be very difficult to get me to stop
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Response from Siri to everything: i will now play a selection of your music from when you were 20 at varying decibels and it will be very difficult to get me to stop
Who is getting 100 pills of 70mg Vyvansse??? It takes forms in triplicate and a demigod’s blessing to get 30…???
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Who is getting 100 pills of 70mg Vyvansse??? It takes forms in triplicate and a demigod’s blessing to get 30…???
I love this! I feel like I had this outfit and this attitude when I was little! Love your work!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love this! I feel like I had this outfit and this attitude when I was little! Love your work!!
This tells us a LOT…especially who NOT to vote for again.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This tells us a LOT…especially who NOT to vote for again.
I wanted someone to make it make sense…and now I want to throw up. Will the NON fraudulent Democrats PLEASE STAND UP…we will reward you like Zohan…just stand the fuck up. And do your fucking job. You know, working for the people who elected you. Or get the fuck out of politics.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I wanted someone to make it make sense…and now I want to throw up. Will the NON fraudulent Democrats PLEASE STAND UP…we will reward you like Zohan…just stand the fuck up. And do your fucking job. You know, working for the people who elected you. Or get the fuck out of politics.
I want to make a Rump coin where both sides are tails and a horse’s ass at the same time (no disrespect to horses)….
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I want to make a Rump coin where both sides are tails and a horse’s ass at the same time (no disrespect to horses)….
Awesome! Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Awesome! Thank you!
Yeah… needs more context. I couldn’t leave a wild baby animal alone to die but also wouldn’t know what to do about giving him the life he needs. I didn’t have a human baby for that reason. Hopefully this guy knows what he’s doing…still. Where there’s life there’s hope. Beats the alternative.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yeah… needs more context. I couldn’t leave a wild baby animal alone to die but also wouldn’t know what to do about giving him the life he needs. I didn’t have a human baby for that reason. Hopefully this guy knows what he’s doing…still. Where there’s life there’s hope. Beats the alternative.
All cats named Milo are trouble! (Hold on, I have to go feed my cat his elevensies or I’ll lose a toe…his name is…yeah, you got it.) Where do we find more videos of Milo the tiger cub and his human?
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
All cats named Milo are trouble! (Hold on, I have to go feed my cat his elevensies or I’ll lose a toe…his name is…yeah, you got it.) Where do we find more videos of Milo the tiger cub and his human?