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oh WHAT THE FUCK
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
anytime!!!
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
oh nooooooooo
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
maybe it’s after some kids’ bedtimes
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
well, same, really, it's all the stuff we've robbed from other cultures in the name of empire
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
see this is why i can't take it seriously when you lot say british food is bad

like???????
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
wait IN A SANDWICH?????????
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I thought it was like, some kind of brand named raisin ahahahaha
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
what is a craisin is it just a raisin
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
but mostly it means mayo

whereas if we said chicken salad sandwich, we'd mean chicken, lettuce, tomato, maybe cucumber in a sandwich. with buttered bread. mayo optional.
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
it deeply confused me for years that you'll say "chicken salad sandwich" to mean like, chicken and mayo??
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
plus in my experience when you're seriously restricting your food intake you crave the weirdest shit
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
right???
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
but like there's no UK equivalent, I would not know what to call that concoction, it's just... not a thing
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
looking back, it's giving eating disorder
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
shit like this seems utterly unhinged but also I kind of suspect delicious??? thecookinchicks.com/thanksgiving...
Thanksgiving Jello
Impress your guests with this tasty Thanksgiving Jello recipe. With just a few ingredients, you can create a tasty dish for the holidays.
thecookinchicks.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I mean you say that but growing up my mum used to make some fuckin weight watchers meal that involved canned tuna, canned beans, onion, and... cornflakes? I think??
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I made an incredible one a couple years ago ngl

but it's kinda mostly cinnamon/ginger/nutmeg-y mush?? with pastry?
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I do!! I want to know wtf it is!! and also those things you call "salads" that has jelly and... Cool Whip?????? in it?????? what are these things even
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM