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Not to brag, but chicks at truck stops are always asking me for dates.
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How can we be soulmates if you don’t repost my stupid jokes?
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
How can we be soulmates if you don’t repost my stupid jokes?
I'm going to town, y'all need anything?
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm going to town, y'all need anything?
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The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The president dozed off so frequently during his big televised ass-kiss meeting today, Jake Tapper may have to write three more books about Biden.
There is a absolutely no way the President has seen this season of South Park. We would definitely see a reaction.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There is a absolutely no way the President has seen this season of South Park. We would definitely see a reaction.
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When I can’t find a parking spot at Costco on Sunday.
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When I can’t find a parking spot at Costco on Sunday.
Nose hair long enough to pull off a proper "yesssssss"
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Nose hair long enough to pull off a proper "yesssssss"
Don't "Threads" on me!
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don't "Threads" on me!
On FB, I get routed to join "threads" about 10 times a day. Fuck you Zuckerberg.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
On FB, I get routed to join "threads" about 10 times a day. Fuck you Zuckerberg.
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Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ok, I'm just gonna say it. I did not care for "Christmas Vacation"
Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Quintrevion Wisner is almost as good as his dad "Quadtrevion" and better than his grandad, "Tritrevion"
If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If Kid Rock wasn't such an asshole, he may have been in Detroit's half time show.
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Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?
October 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Do you accept the Lord Gadzuki as your personal savior?
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My great grandmother used say that things were better in Russia before the revolution, but I think she was being Tsarcastic.
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My great grandmother used say that things were better in Russia before the revolution, but I think she was being Tsarcastic.
Great band name: "Junk Uppercut"
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Great band name: "Junk Uppercut"
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
You have my full permission to steal this band name.
"Everybody Loves Raymond", except me. He's alright though.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Everybody Loves Raymond", except me. He's alright though.
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
Has anyone seen RFK Jr since that dude passed out in the Whitehouse?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Has anyone seen RFK Jr since that dude passed out in the Whitehouse?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Bin Laden: “Death to America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bin Laden: “Death to America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”
Trump: “Death to half of America!”