🎅🎄 Matthew Jackson 🎄🎅
@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social
One time I sat in the Munster Koach. HWA Member. @scaresshapedus.bsky.social Host. Lead Critic at Dread Central. Bylines at Pop Heist/AV Club/Fangoria/Bloody Disgusting/More. Austin Film Critics member. 🍅-approved.
Me: Finally drifting off to sleep yes
Brain: HEY REMEMBER DINO SPUMONI???
Me: Shit
Brain: HEY REMEMBER DINO SPUMONI???
Me: Shit
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Me: Finally drifting off to sleep yes
Brain: HEY REMEMBER DINO SPUMONI???
Me: Shit
Brain: HEY REMEMBER DINO SPUMONI???
Me: Shit
Flashback to last weekend when my kid saw Bluey inflatables and lost his damn mind.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Flashback to last weekend when my kid saw Bluey inflatables and lost his damn mind.
Shout-out to Raider Nation and the Baddest Dude Ever to Appear in a Christmas Horror Movie.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Shout-out to Raider Nation and the Baddest Dude Ever to Appear in a Christmas Horror Movie.
Friday Night is for The Classics
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Friday Night is for The Classics
Well I Re-MEM-BER
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Well I Re-MEM-BER
Tonight's FYC screener
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Tonight's FYC screener
Youngest nephew is six months old today and my dude is ready for Santa.
By the way, that onesie? It was big on his older brother at 18 months. This kid is a Unit.
By the way, that onesie? It was big on his older brother at 18 months. This kid is a Unit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Youngest nephew is six months old today and my dude is ready for Santa.
By the way, that onesie? It was big on his older brother at 18 months. This kid is a Unit.
By the way, that onesie? It was big on his older brother at 18 months. This kid is a Unit.
Getting closer and closer every day to the reality of this joke, ironically from a Netflix original series.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Getting closer and closer every day to the reality of this joke, ironically from a Netflix original series.
Told @benkahncomics.bsky.social that I'd see at least half a dozen of these obnoxious lawn decorations this December and they were aghast, so here's Number One.
Note Baby Yoda watching over this deranged Nativity because why not.
Note Baby Yoda watching over this deranged Nativity because why not.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Told @benkahncomics.bsky.social that I'd see at least half a dozen of these obnoxious lawn decorations this December and they were aghast, so here's Number One.
Note Baby Yoda watching over this deranged Nativity because why not.
Note Baby Yoda watching over this deranged Nativity because why not.
Tonight's FYC screener.
I am a Perkins Guy, so it'll be interesting to see how this goes.
I am a Perkins Guy, so it'll be interesting to see how this goes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Tonight's FYC screener.
I am a Perkins Guy, so it'll be interesting to see how this goes.
I am a Perkins Guy, so it'll be interesting to see how this goes.
Really don't know if the world is ready for Hot Evil Na'vi Who Fucks, but she is sure as hell ready for you.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Really don't know if the world is ready for Hot Evil Na'vi Who Fucks, but she is sure as hell ready for you.
It's Big Jim Cameron night.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's Big Jim Cameron night.
WONDER BOYS
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
WONDER BOYS
Also the one where Andy brings the drip.
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Also the one where Andy brings the drip.
Took the Big Man out of storage tonight. He said he is, and I quote, "Horny for this one."
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Took the Big Man out of storage tonight. He said he is, and I quote, "Horny for this one."
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
It's literally my phone wallpaper.
It's literally my phone wallpaper.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
It's literally my phone wallpaper.
It's literally my phone wallpaper.
My son every evening now
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My son every evening now
I'm home, I'm in pajamas, I took an edible, it was a good day.
I'm thankful for all of y'all. This time last year I didn't know how this place would treat me and y'all have been great.
Here's a picture of me in a fuzzy turkey hat.
I'm thankful for all of y'all. This time last year I didn't know how this place would treat me and y'all have been great.
Here's a picture of me in a fuzzy turkey hat.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I'm home, I'm in pajamas, I took an edible, it was a good day.
I'm thankful for all of y'all. This time last year I didn't know how this place would treat me and y'all have been great.
Here's a picture of me in a fuzzy turkey hat.
I'm thankful for all of y'all. This time last year I didn't know how this place would treat me and y'all have been great.
Here's a picture of me in a fuzzy turkey hat.
God I'm good.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
God I'm good.
Coolest Kid on the Planet
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Coolest Kid on the Planet
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM