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🎅🎄 Matthew Jackson 🎄🎅
@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social
One time I sat in the Munster Koach. HWA Member. @scaresshapedus.bsky.social Host. Lead Critic at Dread Central. Bylines at Pop Heist/AV Club/Fangoria/Bloody Disgusting/More. Austin Film Critics member. 🍅-approved.
Me: Finally drifting off to sleep yes

Brain: HEY REMEMBER DINO SPUMONI???

Me: Shit
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Flashback to last weekend when my kid saw Bluey inflatables and lost his damn mind.
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Shout-out to Raider Nation and the Baddest Dude Ever to Appear in a Christmas Horror Movie.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Friday Night is for The Classics
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Well I Re-MEM-BER
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tonight's FYC screener
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Youngest nephew is six months old today and my dude is ready for Santa.

By the way, that onesie? It was big on his older brother at 18 months. This kid is a Unit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Getting closer and closer every day to the reality of this joke, ironically from a Netflix original series.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Told @benkahncomics.bsky.social that I'd see at least half a dozen of these obnoxious lawn decorations this December and they were aghast, so here's Number One.

Note Baby Yoda watching over this deranged Nativity because why not.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Heard about the McDonald's Grinch Meal, immediately went out and got the McDonald's Grinch Meal. Had to.

#Heistmas
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Tonight's FYC screener.

I am a Perkins Guy, so it'll be interesting to see how this goes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Really don't know if the world is ready for Hot Evil Na'vi Who Fucks, but she is sure as hell ready for you.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It's Big Jim Cameron night.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
WONDER BOYS
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
THE ANDY WILLIAMS CHRISTMAS SHOW from 1969.

I say this as a fan of weird vintage carpets of all kinds: WHAT is going on here?

#Heistmas
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Also the one where Andy brings the drip.
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Took the Big Man out of storage tonight. He said he is, and I quote, "Horny for this one."
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.

It's literally my phone wallpaper.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My son every evening now
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm home, I'm in pajamas, I took an edible, it was a good day.

I'm thankful for all of y'all. This time last year I didn't know how this place would treat me and y'all have been great.

Here's a picture of me in a fuzzy turkey hat.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
God I'm good.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Coolest Kid on the Planet
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The Peacock float with a little TV that's streaming the parade live on Peacock

#Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM