Average Suburban Bi Dad 🔜 MAL 2026
@avgsuburbanbidad.bsky.social
NSFW 🔞 | NoVA | 52
Bi/Vers/Switch
Married to an ace cis female (ENM/DADT)
By day, cargo shorts wearing, backyard grilling, dad joke telling guy whose kids think he’s a dork.
By night, cigar smoking, 🕳️ pounding,💈sucking and riding daddy 🐻
#MAL2026
Bi/Vers/Switch
Married to an ace cis female (ENM/DADT)
By day, cargo shorts wearing, backyard grilling, dad joke telling guy whose kids think he’s a dork.
By night, cigar smoking, 🕳️ pounding,💈sucking and riding daddy 🐻
#MAL2026
Looking forward to a nice cuddlefuck at MAL.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Looking forward to a nice cuddlefuck at MAL.
It’s almost like hiring totally incompetent people doesn’t work.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s almost like hiring totally incompetent people doesn’t work.
I’m seeing a second tab specifically for Mentions.
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’m seeing a second tab specifically for Mentions.
How about some birthday penis?
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
How about some birthday penis?
I’ll be there!
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I’ll be there!
Looking forward to serving you again too!
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Looking forward to serving you again too!
Counting on it, sir.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Counting on it, sir.
Me, sir.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Me, sir.
There’s that adorable face.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
There’s that adorable face.
Hate that too. Really a killer for the self-esteem.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hate that too. Really a killer for the self-esteem.
You’re hot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You’re hot.
Can I feel yourself?
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can I feel yourself?
We should definitely play together.
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We should definitely play together.
I got a treat for you.
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I got a treat for you.
Feeling better I see.
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Feeling better I see.
Let’s see the snake in your pants.
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Let’s see the snake in your pants.