Autumnal Palinode
@autumnal-palinode.bsky.social
She/her. Disappointed American. Neurodivergent bookworm. Animal care professional
I just tell them to look at the percentage of black people (especially black women) who voted for Harris vs Trump and tell them “now you want them to come save your sorry ass? Bitch please”
March 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I just tell them to look at the percentage of black people (especially black women) who voted for Harris vs Trump and tell them “now you want them to come save your sorry ass? Bitch please”
I think mine were just plotting a coup themselves… “How come that human has an English muffin and we don’t? Maybe we need to rise up…”
March 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I think mine were just plotting a coup themselves… “How come that human has an English muffin and we don’t? Maybe we need to rise up…”
That’s quite a disparity
March 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
That’s quite a disparity
I think they’re hoping I’ll share my English muffin but that ain’t gonna happen
March 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I think they’re hoping I’ll share my English muffin but that ain’t gonna happen
New life goal: to be as happy as Yuki
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New life goal: to be as happy as Yuki
You can name your dog something tough like Brick if you want but I’m still going to call him Bricky when I walk him 😏
February 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You can name your dog something tough like Brick if you want but I’m still going to call him Bricky when I walk him 😏
To all of my coworkers who are sick of seeing me in the same orange fleece every day for years I present my new green fleece! Which is exactly the same size, brand, and style as the orange one 😄 Because I’m autistic and that’s just how we roll 🧡💚
February 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
To all of my coworkers who are sick of seeing me in the same orange fleece every day for years I present my new green fleece! Which is exactly the same size, brand, and style as the orange one 😄 Because I’m autistic and that’s just how we roll 🧡💚
He still won’t let me pet him but I get a little closer every day…
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February 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
He still won’t let me pet him but I get a little closer every day…
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Are you fucking kidding me… that has Elon Mush (typo and it stays) written all over it
February 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Are you fucking kidding me… that has Elon Mush (typo and it stays) written all over it
Timer beeps on my phone… “I gotta go Bosley, my phone beeped” Bosley: “No it didn’t”
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Timer beeps on my phone… “I gotta go Bosley, my phone beeped” Bosley: “No it didn’t”
Just lost power 🤦🏻♀️
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just lost power 🤦🏻♀️
Charli: Personal space? I don’t know her
February 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Charli: Personal space? I don’t know her
I take dozens of dog photos at work every day and I think this is the best one I took today. Bailey and I had so much fun ✨🐾✨
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I take dozens of dog photos at work every day and I think this is the best one I took today. Bailey and I had so much fun ✨🐾✨
He doesn’t think of them as real people does he? Or most of us either? He thinks this is all just a game…
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He doesn’t think of them as real people does he? Or most of us either? He thinks this is all just a game…
I work outside and my shift ends at 2 ☔️ 😐
January 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I work outside and my shift ends at 2 ☔️ 😐
In case you’re wondering who is at fault with regard to the plane/helicopter crash 1) minorities/diversity and 2) Pete Buttigieg
January 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In case you’re wondering who is at fault with regard to the plane/helicopter crash 1) minorities/diversity and 2) Pete Buttigieg
I feel like this would go great with my bedspread… but I don’t have a dog…
January 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel like this would go great with my bedspread… but I don’t have a dog…
I was hoping they would ask me why I was leaving but they didn’t
January 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I was hoping they would ask me why I was leaving but they didn’t