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Redneck Leftist. Good with power tools. Ok at rec league softball. Bad at parties.
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remember, folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I’m ignoring the timeline and just watching this again
ACC after dark
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Finally a Thanksgiving song
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
She have somewhere to be on the 6th?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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hmmm
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
@btrowland.bsky.social might just be vibes, but has the 3rd quarter been consistently our worst quarter this season?
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Thank you to our volunteers. This victory is yours.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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It's the colonized against the colonizer
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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My usual Waffle House order was 50 cents less than usual. Thank you New York mayor for fixing the global economy overnight
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@surber.bsky.social really appreciate you pointing out how impressive a 45min front 9 would be. Freeze out three playing speed golf.
a golf cart is driving down a lush green field
ALT: a golf cart is driving down a lush green field
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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If I had a shitload of money and wished to hasten the arrival of the Kingdom of God I would simply follow the clearly labeled instructions by housing immigrants, freeing prisoners, and so forth
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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POLLS ARE NOW OPEN.

Find out where you early vote ⬇️ 🗳️
findmypollsite.vote.nyc
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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She did say she was like a bird
Hell yeah
October 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I made a handy guide a few years ago
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM