Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
@aussieinto.bsky.social
Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.
You're just jealous Danielle has a better Tinder photo than you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You're just jealous Danielle has a better Tinder photo than you.
You mean the UK?
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You mean the UK?
Now you've upset Stephen, and he made you Thanksgiving dinner!
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Now you've upset Stephen, and he made you Thanksgiving dinner!
Happy Bedfordshire Day from the ghost of John Bunyan.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Happy Bedfordshire Day from the ghost of John Bunyan.
You are worse than Hitler, Fuzzy.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You are worse than Hitler, Fuzzy.
Muppet News Flash would like to quote you for a story.
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Muppet News Flash would like to quote you for a story.
Why do you hate that Mark is getting a second job as a roughneck to ensure Canadian oil and gas gets exported with 'necessary conditions' like fuck all conditions?
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Why do you hate that Mark is getting a second job as a roughneck to ensure Canadian oil and gas gets exported with 'necessary conditions' like fuck all conditions?
Mark Carney and Danielle Smith announce deal to make Alberta the first Canadian province to have an atmosphere and surface temperature similar to Venus.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Mark Carney and Danielle Smith announce deal to make Alberta the first Canadian province to have an atmosphere and surface temperature similar to Venus.
A dandy must always keep ones wig, Fuzzy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A dandy must always keep ones wig, Fuzzy.
See below.
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
See below.
Cougars used to hang out in Toronto.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Cougars used to hang out in Toronto.
Why do you hate Doug meeting the first graduates of Ontario's Village People construction guy impersonator program?
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why do you hate Doug meeting the first graduates of Ontario's Village People construction guy impersonator program?
Bad air causes diseases.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bad air causes diseases.
The smiling bishop picture.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The smiling bishop picture.
Santa Doug gives the radical left-wing groups that the NDP supports audits for Christmas.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Santa Doug gives the radical left-wing groups that the NDP supports audits for Christmas.
Vegemite is better.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Vegemite is better.
Nonsense. I just looked at the diversity on the Women for Reform team.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nonsense. I just looked at the diversity on the Women for Reform team.
Your hat isn't any better, Caz.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Your hat isn't any better, Caz.
Wannabe Oswald Mosley blaming immigrants for everything.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wannabe Oswald Mosley blaming immigrants for everything.
I was hoping you'd be the first model of the relaunched SUNshine Boy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I was hoping you'd be the first model of the relaunched SUNshine Boy.
I'm excited about Doug's announcement he's going to be the coverboy for the 2026 sexy firefighters calendar.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm excited about Doug's announcement he's going to be the coverboy for the 2026 sexy firefighters calendar.
I already gave you inspiration.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I already gave you inspiration.
We must resist the trans Borg, Caz.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We must resist the trans Borg, Caz.
I can't wait to see what Santa Doug Ford brings me for Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I can't wait to see what Santa Doug Ford brings me for Christmas.