A-017 “Aulse”
@aulse.a-series.org
Artist Catmachine. Amateur PNGtuber.
Known Passives: Line Quality VII, DRK Parsing IV
Extensively NSFW; Minors blocked, no exception.
Cute boys, robots, huge dicks, latex, combinations thereof.
Alt Sites + Commission Information: https://aulse.carrd.co
Known Passives: Line Quality VII, DRK Parsing IV
Extensively NSFW; Minors blocked, no exception.
Cute boys, robots, huge dicks, latex, combinations thereof.
Alt Sites + Commission Information: https://aulse.carrd.co
It's finally time for the sun to set this METAL MONDAYS; it's the finale for BOKTAI 2, but don't worry, there's still a whole-ass third game to go through later. For now, however, there's this minor issue of killing something even more immortal than Capital-I Immortals.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's finally time for the sun to set this METAL MONDAYS; it's the finale for BOKTAI 2, but don't worry, there's still a whole-ass third game to go through later. For now, however, there's this minor issue of killing something even more immortal than Capital-I Immortals.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
FINAL WEEKDAY brings us yet more DISSIDIA 012, and it's time to pivot from punching dads to punching AS dads, and dragons, and Dragoons, and really just about everybody, all at once. The next First Dissidia story chapters await!
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November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
FINAL WEEKDAY brings us yet more DISSIDIA 012, and it's time to pivot from punching dads to punching AS dads, and dragons, and Dragoons, and really just about everybody, all at once. The next First Dissidia story chapters await!
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
[Basic-Bitch Body Horror Fun Times, Gore-Adjacent]
Being a horrible space sludge mimic with no conventional anatomy means you can do very fun things with and to the people who think you have conventional anatomy.
You know, the people who weren't clued in by you constantly drooling weird pink goop.
Being a horrible space sludge mimic with no conventional anatomy means you can do very fun things with and to the people who think you have conventional anatomy.
You know, the people who weren't clued in by you constantly drooling weird pink goop.
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
[Basic-Bitch Body Horror Fun Times, Gore-Adjacent]
Being a horrible space sludge mimic with no conventional anatomy means you can do very fun things with and to the people who think you have conventional anatomy.
You know, the people who weren't clued in by you constantly drooling weird pink goop.
Being a horrible space sludge mimic with no conventional anatomy means you can do very fun things with and to the people who think you have conventional anatomy.
You know, the people who weren't clued in by you constantly drooling weird pink goop.
Characters I Should Pay Attention To Again: Part Thirty-Eight Million
CJ is an eldritch space entity whose summoning ritual got fucked up halfway through, leaving just a fragment of the body to uselessly flop around until Thing-style absorbing the guy who made contact.
He's a talent agent now.
CJ is an eldritch space entity whose summoning ritual got fucked up halfway through, leaving just a fragment of the body to uselessly flop around until Thing-style absorbing the guy who made contact.
He's a talent agent now.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Characters I Should Pay Attention To Again: Part Thirty-Eight Million
CJ is an eldritch space entity whose summoning ritual got fucked up halfway through, leaving just a fragment of the body to uselessly flop around until Thing-style absorbing the guy who made contact.
He's a talent agent now.
CJ is an eldritch space entity whose summoning ritual got fucked up halfway through, leaving just a fragment of the body to uselessly flop around until Thing-style absorbing the guy who made contact.
He's a talent agent now.
Now that America's done pretending it can control time, it's the perfect time for even more funny sun game this METAL MONDAYS. There's a whole bunch of library requests to take care of in BOKTAI 2, and we love our library, right? Right.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Now that America's done pretending it can control time, it's the perfect time for even more funny sun game this METAL MONDAYS. There's a whole bunch of library requests to take care of in BOKTAI 2, and we love our library, right? Right.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
This is like the first skill he gets by level and really it just cements him as the guy who truly understood the Fucked Up Unethical Spells book, which makes my original take even funnier to me.
![The Prince of Midenhall readying to throw a brick at an enemy off-camera. "New spell."
[NES Dragon Quest II menu: 10,000 Bricks Until You Die]
Party member, offscreen: "COUSIN, NO."
[NES Dragon Quest II "Yes/No" menu, selecting Yes]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nzmufg5yepidtkv4mnkemmyp/bafkreih5okrgcxmxke6u32qyph2riztk65vrsiqylqgzck7polb36aorye@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is like the first skill he gets by level and really it just cements him as the guy who truly understood the Fucked Up Unethical Spells book, which makes my original take even funnier to me.
I'm starting to form the opinion the Prince of Midenhall is actually a total freak gremlin but he's so soft-spoken and subtle-humored nobody can clock him until he's done something just a bit too fucking weird.
![[Panel 1 - The Princes of Midenhall and Cannock fighting a Dracky]
Cannock: Cousin, forgive me; how dost thou intend to reach our enemy, if thou hast only thine blade?
[Panel 2]
Midenhall: [NES Dragon Quest II menu: Kick You In The Face Attack]
Cannock: PARDON??
[Panel 3 - Prince of Midenhall leaping out of frame with a NYOOM; Prince of Cannock looking on, unsure what to make of this]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nzmufg5yepidtkv4mnkemmyp/bafkreiht4kppahsvrxpyj7u3q3e4eow6nb7cn33er6zh7yexavh5bpin3a@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm starting to form the opinion the Prince of Midenhall is actually a total freak gremlin but he's so soft-spoken and subtle-humored nobody can clock him until he's done something just a bit too fucking weird.
It Is November Again.
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It Is November Again.
What luck our progress in DISSIDIA 012 Final Fantasy lands upon this FINAL WEEKDAY, for it's time to roam the neighborhood as a terrifying witch. Unfortunately there's no candy involved, so instead I'm beating the ever-loving hell out of everyone involved with a tornado.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
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November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What luck our progress in DISSIDIA 012 Final Fantasy lands upon this FINAL WEEKDAY, for it's time to roam the neighborhood as a terrifying witch. Unfortunately there's no candy involved, so instead I'm beating the ever-loving hell out of everyone involved with a tornado.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
Dog I only have 193 HP what the fuck do you MEAN, THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY DAMAGE
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Dog I only have 193 HP what the fuck do you MEAN, THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY DAMAGE
COOL FIGHT TO BE AMBUSHED WITH UPON ENTERING A TOWN, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
COOL FIGHT TO BE AMBUSHED WITH UPON ENTERING A TOWN, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
YOU. WHOMEVER WROTE THESE TOOLTIPS.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF GBA FIRE EMBLEM ROMHACKING DOCUMENTATION FOR YOU.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF GBA FIRE EMBLEM ROMHACKING DOCUMENTATION FOR YOU.
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
YOU. WHOMEVER WROTE THESE TOOLTIPS.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF GBA FIRE EMBLEM ROMHACKING DOCUMENTATION FOR YOU.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF GBA FIRE EMBLEM ROMHACKING DOCUMENTATION FOR YOU.
Boy I sure fucking love fights that require RNG to basically perfectly align to clear.
FUCK off.
FUCK off.
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Boy I sure fucking love fights that require RNG to basically perfectly align to clear.
FUCK off.
FUCK off.
I've a certain distaste for the Ten Games To Know Me meme, because even now I feel the need to dig deeper, but also I don't want to spend six hours evaluating my entire life to know what's my definitive ten Me games, y'know?
This will have to tide you over; still personally annoying.
Behold Me.
This will have to tide you over; still personally annoying.
Behold Me.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I've a certain distaste for the Ten Games To Know Me meme, because even now I feel the need to dig deeper, but also I don't want to spend six hours evaluating my entire life to know what's my definitive ten Me games, y'know?
This will have to tide you over; still personally annoying.
Behold Me.
This will have to tide you over; still personally annoying.
Behold Me.
It's been overcast and rainy here for like the last five days; thus, the perfect time to play more BOKTAI 2, the game demanding there be sun, for METAL MONDAYS. Today we're going to murder a giant octopus demon lady, probably also with hammers, like we did the others.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's been overcast and rainy here for like the last five days; thus, the perfect time to play more BOKTAI 2, the game demanding there be sun, for METAL MONDAYS. Today we're going to murder a giant octopus demon lady, probably also with hammers, like we did the others.
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
twitch.tv/MachineSeven...
Regarding FFXIV Fanfest: not planning on going this year, WILL do badge commissions PROVIDED I actually feel up to doin' 'em.
Behold Last Time
Behold Last Time
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Regarding FFXIV Fanfest: not planning on going this year, WILL do badge commissions PROVIDED I actually feel up to doin' 'em.
Behold Last Time
Behold Last Time
Not so much plurality as it is mood-embodiment facets. Eventually it pulled into, like... streamer VTuber concept lore. You gotta have The Lore.
"Seventeen" is just a reasonable way for me to talk about Aulse, The Kayfabe, without talking about Aulse, My Own Damn Self. It's separate sometimes.
"Seventeen" is just a reasonable way for me to talk about Aulse, The Kayfabe, without talking about Aulse, My Own Damn Self. It's separate sometimes.
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Not so much plurality as it is mood-embodiment facets. Eventually it pulled into, like... streamer VTuber concept lore. You gotta have The Lore.
"Seventeen" is just a reasonable way for me to talk about Aulse, The Kayfabe, without talking about Aulse, My Own Damn Self. It's separate sometimes.
"Seventeen" is just a reasonable way for me to talk about Aulse, The Kayfabe, without talking about Aulse, My Own Damn Self. It's separate sometimes.
This feels fucking gross.
October 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This feels fucking gross.
Also special mention to the Duraxyll, an original boss from Super Robot Wars EX explicitly stated in-universe to be designed via Gundam data (I think a combination of ZZ and Nu), then showed up in OG Saga about 15 years later with a completely redesigned head... and based on Hückebein data.
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Also special mention to the Duraxyll, an original boss from Super Robot Wars EX explicitly stated in-universe to be designed via Gundam data (I think a combination of ZZ and Nu), then showed up in OG Saga about 15 years later with a completely redesigned head... and based on Hückebein data.
Like for real at this point I half-imagine when Banpresto sat Katoki down back when they were making SRW4, the conversation was something like,
"Can you make us a robot similar to, but not actually a Gundam?"
"CAN I?"
"CAN you??"
"Can you make us a robot similar to, but not actually a Gundam?"
"CAN I?"
"CAN you??"
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Like for real at this point I half-imagine when Banpresto sat Katoki down back when they were making SRW4, the conversation was something like,
"Can you make us a robot similar to, but not actually a Gundam?"
"CAN I?"
"CAN you??"
"Can you make us a robot similar to, but not actually a Gundam?"
"CAN I?"
"CAN you??"
It's all since been proven to be total bullshit and it's shown up in a few games now, but for a solid five-ish years the Hückebein design kept getting danced around via the Exbein, which is just the same thing with a head that isn't literally Gundam Designer Designs Gundam, News At 11.
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's all since been proven to be total bullshit and it's shown up in a few games now, but for a solid five-ish years the Hückebein design kept getting danced around via the Exbein, which is just the same thing with a head that isn't literally Gundam Designer Designs Gundam, News At 11.
My group's healers got back from Japan this week and before they left one of them gifted me a figmental coffer, so, fuck it, thank-you welcome-back sword glamour usage.
Bimbo Drone That Fucking Kills You
Bimbo Drone That Fucking Kills You
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My group's healers got back from Japan this week and before they left one of them gifted me a figmental coffer, so, fuck it, thank-you welcome-back sword glamour usage.
Bimbo Drone That Fucking Kills You
Bimbo Drone That Fucking Kills You
14 Faiz, meanwhile, is just some dork from Thanalan with a fondness for the ginormulous swords and deserts and geology and never showing his face as much as physically possible.
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
14 Faiz, meanwhile, is just some dork from Thanalan with a fondness for the ginormulous swords and deserts and geology and never showing his face as much as physically possible.
4e Faiz was a Razorclaw Shifter Warden who was mechanically a Longtooth Shifter, masquerading as and insisting he was a Warforged - to the mild befuddlement of the two actual Warforged in the party. His "apparent body" was an eight-foot-tall armor made of stone, held together by his geokinesis.
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
4e Faiz was a Razorclaw Shifter Warden who was mechanically a Longtooth Shifter, masquerading as and insisting he was a Warforged - to the mild befuddlement of the two actual Warforged in the party. His "apparent body" was an eight-foot-tall armor made of stone, held together by his geokinesis.