August J. Pollak
@augustjpollak.bsky.social
Your face is good. I am a Soos.
Again, it’s so weird how mad KHivers are about the reaction to the “fuck everyone who cares about their relatives being murdered” strategy. They loved that plan during the election! Look how happy they all were about it!
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Again, it’s so weird how mad KHivers are about the reaction to the “fuck everyone who cares about their relatives being murdered” strategy. They loved that plan during the election! Look how happy they all were about it!
Hey everyone great news, high prices are good now. I can’t believe the Washington Post realized this only after Amazon bought it
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hey everyone great news, high prices are good now. I can’t believe the Washington Post realized this only after Amazon bought it
A casual reminder that these are the actual episode titles for May I Ask For One Final Thing, an anime that if you are not watching, then you're dumb
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A casual reminder that these are the actual episode titles for May I Ask For One Final Thing, an anime that if you are not watching, then you're dumb
JD Vance is objectively the least qualified vice president in modern American history, but at least he’s also unfathomably stupid
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
JD Vance is objectively the least qualified vice president in modern American history, but at least he’s also unfathomably stupid
This is called having an eating disorder
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is called having an eating disorder
Sometimes I see a fruit I’ve never seen before and it’s incredibly adorable and I get emotional because I can’t actually adopt the fruit
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes I see a fruit I’ve never seen before and it’s incredibly adorable and I get emotional because I can’t actually adopt the fruit
So since this cowardly little shit retweeted me with a straw man and then blocked me I guess I have to respond here: "Lying to you" is actually what you'd call spending six solid weeks saying the ENTIRE PURPOSE of the shutdown was to protect the ACA subsidies then giving them up in a "deal."
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So since this cowardly little shit retweeted me with a straw man and then blocked me I guess I have to respond here: "Lying to you" is actually what you'd call spending six solid weeks saying the ENTIRE PURPOSE of the shutdown was to protect the ACA subsidies then giving them up in a "deal."
Hey man you seemed to have blocked me are you planning to do that to like 24 million people or
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November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey man you seemed to have blocked me are you planning to do that to like 24 million people or
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It’s counterintuitive but stuff like this is exactly why Senators should WANT to eliminate the filibuster—because it stops when Congress members realize their insane career ending legislation would actually pass now.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s counterintuitive but stuff like this is exactly why Senators should WANT to eliminate the filibuster—because it stops when Congress members realize their insane career ending legislation would actually pass now.
Liberalism is setting bars to embarrassing lows and then bragging about not clearing them
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Liberalism is setting bars to embarrassing lows and then bragging about not clearing them
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence Screaming for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to those who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence Screaming for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to those who celebrate
I’m at the Birmingham Zoo trying to get someone with authority to explain to me in writing why if sand cats use litter boxes I’m not allowed to have one
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m at the Birmingham Zoo trying to get someone with authority to explain to me in writing why if sand cats use litter boxes I’m not allowed to have one
I really am tickled by the pageantry of these senators popping their monocles, dickies rolling up like window shades, at how there is bad stuff in the bill they are admitting by doing this they didn’t even bother to read before voting on.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I really am tickled by the pageantry of these senators popping their monocles, dickies rolling up like window shades, at how there is bad stuff in the bill they are admitting by doing this they didn’t even bother to read before voting on.
Breaking: Incumbent Democrat actually acknowledges they are older than the polio vaccine
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Breaking: Incumbent Democrat actually acknowledges they are older than the polio vaccine
I’m sorry but these “finally, the Epstein files vote” libs are completely fucking insane. It’s going to die in the Senate ten seconds after the House vote and they think it’s somehow going to weigh on voters’ minds more than Dems agreeing to destroy their own healthcare plan.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m sorry but these “finally, the Epstein files vote” libs are completely fucking insane. It’s going to die in the Senate ten seconds after the House vote and they think it’s somehow going to weigh on voters’ minds more than Dems agreeing to destroy their own healthcare plan.
I didn’t think I could possibly hate Schumer more and then holy hell. What a craven, sniveling little coward. Own this, you little shit.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I didn’t think I could possibly hate Schumer more and then holy hell. What a craven, sniveling little coward. Own this, you little shit.
THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER
A neighbor has one of those Nimitz-class pickup trucks and it astonishes me every time I walk by it. This is me in front of its radiator grill. I am 5’11”, a.k.a. 2 feet taller than the average height of a fourth grader.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A neighbor has one of those Nimitz-class pickup trucks and it astonishes me every time I walk by it. This is me in front of its radiator grill. I am 5’11”, a.k.a. 2 feet taller than the average height of a fourth grader.
Amazing. Simply amazing. 10/10. No notes
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Amazing. Simply amazing. 10/10. No notes
We're all trying to find the guys who did this
October 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We're all trying to find the guys who did this
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October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Yeah maybe we should have listened to them
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yeah maybe we should have listened to them
This is what the USDA's homepage currently looks like. I know we've long exhausted our "I can't believe they can do this" fatigue but there's literally not a single part of this is legal and it's insane how no one seems to be addressing that
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is what the USDA's homepage currently looks like. I know we've long exhausted our "I can't believe they can do this" fatigue but there's literally not a single part of this is legal and it's insane how no one seems to be addressing that